If My Body Were A Car .... Cash for Clunkers

[Better Believe It]

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull.. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.


CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

[Historic NY]

1. sounds like too high mileage.

[eleny]

2. LOL!

:rofl:

I can relate.

[Staph]

3. You owe me a new keyboard!

:rofl:

[Contrary1]

4. Sadly, I am missing too many parts.

I'm a clunker, alright. I just don't qualify.

[cui bono]

5. LOL! @ that last line.

:)

[Rosa Luxemburg]

6. Good one!

[freeplessinseattle]

7. omg, that's exactly what I've been thinking lately

in need of $, and wishing I could trade my poor 'ol clunking around bod in.

[Suich]

8. LOL!

K & R!

Thanks!

[barbtries]

9. lol

i'm with you. just turned 54.

[JTFrog]

10. I guess that explains those nasty grease spots in GDP. n/t