"I'm a rock star!!!!!".....caption necessary

[Aviation Pro]

Sarah Dumbcluck doing her American Idol impression.

[Aviation Pro]

1. Kicked to offset the....

...freepcluck unrec.

[liberal N proud]

2. Is she going to swallow that thing?

[Aviation Pro]

3. Not going there....

...nope, no siree, ain't gonna do it.

[tavalon]

4. No Way! Birth Control Pills do that!!!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. Tuesday is Karaoke Night for the GOP

All their leaders get together and belt out Let the Eagle Soar while drinking toasts to the partyin' days of John Ashcroft.

[chollybocker]

6. "I want you --- to want me!!!!"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. "I shot Bullwinkle... but I did not kill the flying squirrel"

[BuelahWitch]

17. +1!

:rofl:

[BuyingThyme]

8. Hello Cleveland.

[Fozzledick]

9. I know I really shouldn't....

...but here's the whole song for anyone who may have missed it:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=385&topic_id=336276

[lame54]

10. American A-Hole

[demwing]

11. and yet, I feel strangely aroused

wonder why

[ThatsMyBarack]

12. "DON'T CRY OUT LOOOOOOUD!"

"Just keep it inside,
And learn how to hide your feelings...."

:rofl:

[PVnRT]

13. "She bangs! She bangs!"

[The Animator]

14. Oh.. My... God... Look at her butt. It is sooo BIG. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

(B) And then Sarah wowed the crowed with her re-enactment of the diner scene in "When Harry Met Sally"

(C) I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin boat!!

(D) And there was this one time, at band camp...

(E) Sarah was invited to a special screening of Nailin' Palin. She was later asked to comment. For the first time in her life, she was speechless.

(F) Sure, Golly gee wilikers of course I know what the capital of Alaska is! It's "A" ... duh... I wasn't born yesterday.

[Joanne98]

15. OOOOH Quittercuda!

[Aviation Pro]

16. Good one....

....

[Jade Fox]

28. Okay, yr making me laugh when I'm supposed to be working...

That was....EXCELLENT!

[krispos42]

18. I'd hit it

[Aviation Pro]

19. Was going to reply, "just, ew"....

...but then I saw the graphic.

[11 Bravo]

20. So I told the old fart, look Gramps, if you pick me for your VP ...

it could be you instead of this microphone.

[Gregorian]

21. Like Democrats are grote to the max! Like ohmigod, gag me with a spoon!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33dhm_moon-unit-zappa-valley-girl_music

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. "You may be right. I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for."

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

23. And *I* will always love you

Cause those wannabes always think they can sing "Unchained Melody".

[skip fox]

24. " . . . and another thing that burns me up . . . newscasts that can't think out of the box,

that stick with facts and proof, that can't see the whole Biblical narrative working out, that don't know my historic and religious role in the upcoming trials and tribulations, that don't see miracles after I push their noses in them, that . . ."

[gmoney]

25. "Wave your hands in the air, like you hate health care..." (n/t)

[the temperance card]

26. "See ladies? If you are married in a good Bible-based church, this

is sanctioned by Gawd."

[SoCalDem]

27. Crunchwrap Supreme

[musette_sf]

29. YOUUUUUU

LIGHT UP MY LIIIIIIIFE