Bear down hard on a humpday , . . but first please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying: "Don't get me wrong, America, I've never said I want to see someone killed. . . . Not even those people who would sell our nation into slavery, (looks eye-to-eye with camera) and that means your children and mine . . . . Not even those people who would turn our army and navy into mutisexual swamps of depravity . . . Not even those who would crush our historical mission as a nation to bring democracy to the world and cast us instead back into the dark ages . . . . No America, mark my words: I've never said I want to see someone killed! Not anyone!!!. . . . Got that liberals??? . . . (turns to camera andsays, as though speaking confidentially) But I sure wouldn't grieve if certain people somehow weren't around any more to destroy what generations of Americans have worked, fought, and died for!!! . . . . Now let's talk about those who want to slander and eliminate all we hold dear. . . . "

[AndyA]

1. Where in the hell did this guy come from?

Did he escape from a mental institution? This guy is crazy. Flat out insane. And Faux is giving him a platform to broadcast his diseased thoughts to the nation.

He needs medical attention. He's sick.

[skip fox]

4. It's satire . . . but actually close to the truth.

:)

[Catshrink]

2. Bear down -- you got my heart thumping for a second

Bear down, Chicago Bears, make every play clear the way to victory;
Bear down, Chicago Bears, put up a fight with a might so fearlessly.
We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation with your T-formation.
Bear down, Chicago Bears, and let them know why you're wearing the crown.
You're the pride and joy of Illinois, Chicago Bears, bear down.

[skip fox]

6. I thought I picked the subject line out of thin air, but maybe the gods

delivered it. That is, maybe it's a sign. (Is Chicago playing this weekend? Maybe a good time to place a bet.)

[orpupilofnature57]

3. He looks like Vanilla Ice right there ,another pretender.

An example of why Kkkarl Rove should be in prison.

[MercutioATC]

5. Beck, Beck, baby...

Now that song is stuck in my head.

I hate you.


:P

[VOX]

7. "Hey, 9/12ers, the truth has no agenda...and I live in a $4.25 million house!"

"Please buy my books so I can pay my air-conditioning bill!" :bounce:

[FSogol]

8. "How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh?

It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works." - Dr. Strangelove

[dhpgetsit]

9. "...but just in case, does anyone have a towel?"

"My hands already feel bloody."

[zbdent]

10. "I could only get more narcissistic if

I got boobs ... and right here ..."

[skip fox]

11. " . . and ObamaCare will pay YOU to have a sex-change operations

but won't let you live beyond your productivity to society. . . . Would you believe it???"

[skip fox]

12. Dan Savage at 5:20-6:00 into this video says it straight out:

People like Beck and Michele Bachmann are, consciously or sub-consciously trying to get the president killed.

This on DU this a.m. and is worth seeing entire, but especially from 5:20 on:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x363596

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. "I'm a murderer"

He actually said that today on his show. No joke. Check the transcripts.

[skip fox]

14. geez. How can one satirize such a human grotesquerie adequately??

:)

[skip fox]

15. "I wish I didn't see these things or think them, but since I do, and know they're

true, I have a mission to tell the America public. . . And what I realized this morning will change the way you think about leadership. . . . I realized that leadership is sometimes like startlingly people . . . like making them wake up and take action . . . It's not taking their hands and showing them the future like Obama is trying to do, but giving their behinds a shove, starting a fire under them . . . and when the fires are really going hot and furiously, then the true leader can sit back with his fiddle and play a tune titled 'I Told You So.'"