The President speaking to the nation's school children

[TlalocW]

You know, at this point, I'm about to say fuck it all when it comes to the paranoid morons out there, fueled by the rantings of Beck and others, who don't understand you can't really call someone a Nazi and a Socialist at the same time...

Obama just needs to say this: "Good morning school children of America. Thank you for taking time of your day to listen to my speech. Right now, as you sit in school, members of my elite, private guard are swooping through your town, placing your parents under arrest, and transporting them to re-education camps."

Then say, "Just kidding," and move on with his real speech. Heads will explode all over Fox News-Land, but at least the rest of us will have a good laugh.

TlalocW

[Chulanowa]

1. Nah, I'd rather he doesn't reenact the Reagan Missile Crisis

[titoresque]

2. LOL!!

:rofl:

[lapfog_1]

3. Tell them that they need to sign up for Americorp

just as soon as they can, because we've given them $500 BILLION dollars to become an elite military organization for the purpose of implementing the death panels and kill off all republicans and the elderly. It will be each student's obligation to inform the nearest Americorp guardsman (red shirt) if they hear anything whispered at home of an anti terrorist or anti socialist or anti black Nazi nature. They will be welcome to attend the beheadings of their parents by guillotine at the local FEMA run re-education and socialist training camp. Also, they are to be given a flu shot which will also implant a tracking device for our Nazi/socialist/communist Dear Leader to monitor.

That is all.

[TlalocW]

5. Ooh! Ooh! Not only that...

But say things like, "If you don't comply that will be double-plus ungood," and other 1984 doublespeak references!

TlalocW

[zbdent]

4. I'm surprised that the Repugniconvicts haven't taken a bunch of out of context words

with obviously different suits in the video clips, and made a "video" of Obama saying that he will eat your dingo and all kinds of other bizarre stuff, and been presented by the "liberal media" as "fact" ...