Freedom, Friday, Fun . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying: "I just love rational debate!! It makes me feel at home. . . . Look here, America, the one in my left hand is my mother and the one in my right is my father. . . . And I want to have a little family conversation with some liberal bloggers!!!"

[skip fox]

1. "To be a Christian is to never have to say you're sorry. . . . That's

how I see it anyway."

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. He's saying,

"If you are for the health care bill, you are not welcome at this public forum, because you are a disruptor, unlike me." (Pro-health care folks were denied access to a supposedly "open" health care forum in Flippin AR)

[Bonhomme Richard]

3. With luck that's a mirror n/t

[HopeHoops]

4. With luck it is something that will reflect bullets directly back from the firing direction.

What a fucking idiot.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. "Give me the kleenex and nobody gets hurt"

[Dr Fate]

6. He sure does wear a lot of make up. n/t

n/t

[skip fox]

8. He DOES seem to have a masturbatory aura about him . . . Sort of a

spooge nimbus!!!!"

[peekaloo]

7. "Unlike my penis I can get a grip on these. Similar to my penis they

have a tendency of discharging prematurely when I squeeze too tightly".

[NecklyTyler]

9. One of iron, the other of steel If the right one don't get you, then the left one will

My apologies to Frankie Laine.

[tomm2thumbs]

10. 'all ya'll beat me up in grade school and now I'm gettin even...'

[Cyrano]

11. "I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning."