Help Me - I Have Been Indoctrinated and I Can't Get Up!

[oligarhy]

I don't think you folks know how bad this is about to get:

On Tuesday, President Barack Obama will brainwash our littlest and most precious Americans.

On Wednesday, President Barack Obama will brainwash our most corrupt and bribed Americans, Congress.

On Thursday, he is going to power up the super-top-secret-extra-special-itty-bitty brainwashing ray and turn it on the rest of us.

I understand that on Friday he totally plans to relax while the rest of us sit around saying, "That guy ain't half bad, but I sure do have a headache."

[countingbluecars]

1. And if you don't fall in line

off to the guillotine.

[Happyhippychick]

2. And on Saturday he might produce his birf certificate and the whitey tape!

:rofl:

[oligarhy]

3. What is the whitley tape?

I missed that one.

[myrna minx]

7. It was from the halcyon days of the primaries, when Larry Johnson

and the PUMAs were spreading a lie that Michelle Obama was caught on tape saying she hated "whitey". The likes of Johnson would make claims that the tape was forthcoming "any day now" and it would destroy the Obamas forever. It was a vicious lie and exposed him and his followers as ugly racists.

[oligarhy]

8. Oh yeah, thank you.

BTW, that tape could still come any day now. Hold your breath.

[zytime]

14. Ahh, the Whitley tape...

that was the "very special" episode of "A Different World" when a young Barack steals Dwayne Wayne's girl and hijinks ensue...full of communist propaganda

[Hissyspit]

4. It has already happened...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6459619

[PDJane]

5. I'm glad to see you have a sense of humour.

Do you think you can manage to spread that around some?

Do you have any idea what this latest tempest of inanity looks like from outside the country? Lord and Lady, people. The gene pool needs chlorine and a life guard.

[oligarhy]

6. We at least need to take it in the backyard

and give it a good hosedown.

[PA Democrat]

9. Well comrade, how old are you?

If you are over 65 you will have to appear before the Death Panel rather than be sent off for a second dose of indoctrination.

[oligarhy]

11. The ray doesn't work on the 65 and older

That is why the panels will exist.

I understand they will coax Limbaugh by Oxy-coton on a stick.

[cui bono]

10. Maybe we can use the Slap On, Slap Off method to cure you.

and your ilk. ;)

[damntexdem]

12. Well, even Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

His August recess was a real hell, though.

[oligarhy]

13. He scrambled around

...

[Mz Pip]

15. I wish he could brainwash Congress

I wish Obama had a fraction of the superpowers that the Obama haters seem to think he has.

[merh]

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