I was just indoctrinated at the Colorado Emissions Testing Facility

[tridim]

I sat down in the lobby waiting for my car to get checked and what did I see on the TV? A "socialist" documentary about ozone and pollution, what it is, how it works, and how hydrocarbons affect the ozone layer adversely. The speaker even showed an experiment with a glass jar of ozone gas and an orange peel representing a hydrocarbon. He showed how the hydrocarbon created a particulate via chemical reaction with the ozone.

Fucking socialist bastard, with his ungodly scientific experiments and whatnot. He even had the gall to suggest ways that we can make our cars pollute less. Horrors!

I plan to keep my kids away from that nazi facility, if I ever have any.

[oligarhy]

1. The workers are hypnotized by the testing screens

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