Your average castrato or THE Castrato?

[Stinky The Clown]

Terry Jeffrey



If this guy's voice were any higher, he'd shatter glass. Rumor has it that they had to create special microphones to bring it back to the range of human hearing. I can see his face on teevee but can't hear him; my dogs, on the other land, are laughing their asses off.

Hey Terry. Pat Buchanan called. He wants his voice back.

[Berry Cool]

1. "We represent the Lollipop Guild..."

That's what Stephanie Miller plays on her show every time they talk about him.

"Terry Jeffrey? You mean the tiny-voiced Republican pundit with a big vision for America?"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Can't he and Pat get a couple of those voice-disguiser thingies?

Maybe drop their voices down a couple of octaves (even if their testicles haven't also descended). Put them together in the same room and they'd sound like the Munchkin chorus or The Chipmunks. If Terry tried to scream he'd probably sound like that 20,000 cycle squeal some old TV sets give off. Makes my ears bleed.

I wonder what he'd sound like if he inhaled helium? That would really set the dogs off. Might even attract bats.

[Stinky The Clown]

3. "Helium"

OMG. THAT is too damned funny!

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