FLASH TRAFFIC: ALL DU AGENTS: OPERATION LITTLE RED BOOK IS UNDER WAY

[ddeclue]

REPEAT: OPERATION LITTLE RED BOOK IS UNDER WAY.

CANNOT SPELL OBAMA WITHOUT MAO.

REPEAT: CANNOT SPELL OBAMA WITHOUT MAO.

SEND ALL REFUSNIKS TO THE REEDUCATION CAMPS.

I REPEAT MUST SEND ALL REFUSNIKS TO THE REEDUCATION CAMPS.

CAMP MAPS AT FEMA.GOV

THE CAT SLEEPS AT NOON TIME.

THE DOGS WILL BE OUT TONIGHT.

END OF TRAFFIC.

:rofl:

[Nikki Stone1]

1. Glenn Beck, is that you?

:scared:

[WillyT]

2. Crap... I Can't Find My Decoder Ring !!!

Wait I found it... wait... wait...

Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.

HOLY SHIT DUDES... THIS IS IT!!!

:patriot:

;)

[roguevalley]

14. I have to go to a meeting in town but I will be back and do my part.

I hope you won't mind. I don't think it will slow the flow. So to speak. :)

[AwakeAtLast]

23. Did you drop it in your Ovaltine again?

:spank:


;)

[WillyT]

30. No... I Dropped My Teeth Into The Ovaltine...

My decoder ring was in my sock drawer.

:D

:hi:

[FarLeftRage]

3. K&R!!!

IMPLEMENTING PLAN NOW!!1!!!

[Bluerthanblue]

4. ELVIS HAS ENTERED THE KITCHEN....

THE ROOSTER IS IN THE BUS...

OVER....

[Obamanaut]

5. Very well. Fox fur freezes in February..End of message.

[Gold Metal Flake]

6. Um,,, the blind carrot... frisks the blue.... um...

Shit! What comes after duck?

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. The neen has clupped and all systems are snorfed.

That is all.

[katanalori]

8. decoder rings inactivated!

I repeat what I heard directly from Soros: The decoder rings are deactivated.

Use your electric toothbrushes.

Use special paste for clearer reception.

The poly grip will scramble communication. Beware of the poly grip.

[emulatorloo]

10. ALL HAIL KING SOROS. COMMUNICATION PLUS, SOROS MANIFESTO TRANSMISSION

MSNBC COMMUNIST SATELLITES IN FULL BROADCAST MODE

ALERT ALERT

[AwakeAtLast]

24. Nah, just drink more Ovaltine

:rofl:

[Hekate]

9. The significant owl hoots in the night

[windoe]

11. The coast is clear, strap it on, hoist it up and set it to stun

My call is the goat in heat, you know the drill.

[DCKit]

39. NO SEX THREADS!!!!! n/t

[question everything]

12. Squirrels and Chipmunks are fighting over the peanuts

wait.. that's not a code; this is what is happening in the back yard.

[drm604]

13. Protocol Q14

2H34O0FIKRNNN...3P+DJVN6LZZ\{HJEaIFOD,,,

[Historic NY]

15. Roger Wilco over & out..The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogs back.

[Octafish]

16. Sneer has a long moustache. Sneer has a long moustache.

Smirko is a clown. Smirko is a clown.

Together they have an act. Together they have an act.



And it is unusual.

[Duke Newcombe]

17. I for one welcome our Socialist overlords...

wait...WHAT???

[Brother Buzz]

18. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle...

this-a time I think-a we go up the middle. Hike!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSGpN29XVFk

[Contrary1]

19. Please pm me the coordinates and ETA.

I await further instructions.

[DesertRat]

20. Kenneth, what is the frequency?

I REPEAT: Kenneth, what is the frequency?

[rocktivity]

21. The tea is in harbor.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. The tea is in the harbor!!!

:hide:
rocktivity

[jannyk]

22. Paging Agent Mike...Agent Mike, do you copy? nt

[Gothmog]

25. Level Three Activiated

Level three procedures have been implemented.

[Canuckistanian]

26. Jesus, this isn't a good time for me

Ok, Ok..

My hovercraft is full of eels.

I repeat, my hovercraft is full of eels.

/End message

[corpseratemedia]

27. can someone send me the coordinates?

I'm sorry, I meant: an someone send me the oordinates?

(the cow {ow} jumpes over the moon at midnight*******)

[DireStrike]

28. AND WHAT OF THE SHEEP?

CANT SPELL OBAMA WITHOUT BAA

[Bonobo]

29. Since 9/11, I have tried to steer clear of Florida-based flight schools. nt

[texanwitch]

31. No need to use code words.

Republicans can't spell or read well.

Most of them have lost their minds anyway.

[Budgies Revenge]

32. Oh crap! It's time already...

The woodchucks are on the metro.....I repeat...The woodchucks are on the metro....

[dccrossman]

33. FLASH RESPONSE: OPERATION LITTLE RED ENTERING GRANDMA PHASE 1

BIRD 17 WAKES AT MIDNIGHT

CROP GOES ON LEEWARD SIDE OF HILL

AMERICORP RESERVES ARE BEING ACTIVATED

REPEAT

AMERICORP RESERVES ARE BEING ACTIVATED

PROCEED TO NEAREST UNION HEADQUARTERS AFTER RETRIEVING MAP

END OF TRAFFIC



(I love this sort of shit.) :rofl:

[ddeclue]

35. VERY WELL CONTINUE TO PHASE 2: REPROGRAM GB

I REPEAT REPROGRAM GB..OTHERWISE HE WILL CONTINUE TO BE A PROBLEM.

[alittlelark]

34. The wombat greets the lizard at night.

[AspenRose]

36. The ferrets are in the clover. Repeat: The ferrets are in the clover.

Please execute plan B.

[UTUSN]

37. Where's my perdiem?!1 It's VERY late!1 n/t

[eridani]

38. No maple syrup please

It must be RED--strawberry, cherry, raspberry--

[DCKit]

40. Jeebus dde, trying to spark a revolution much?

When Al Jazeera gets hold of this....

[Mnemosyne]

41. I like pi. n/t

[jpak]

42. The Hills have Eyes - repeat - The Hills have Eyes

over and out

:D