Contest: Name of disease wingnut children have when they stay home on Tuesday

[Trocadero]

[Trocadero]

1. Moran Pox

[Trocadero]

2. Moranbola

[Trocadero]

3. Bigotitus

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. +1

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Fear of black president itis

[Trocadero]

5. Klan Pox

[Trocadero]

6. Wingnut Fever

[krispos42]

7. Ignorantitus

[AptosDem]

9. Bigotus Parentitus

[Lithos]

29. LOL

GMTA

[Trocadero]

10. Swine Flu

[Trocadero]

11. RedState Rash

[pansypoo53219]

12. blivet fodder

fuxian spawn

[CoffeeCat]

13. PTSD....

Paranoid Television Speech Disorder.

[Trocadero]

14. About-to-be-flunked-rrhea

[Toucano]

15. Murdock-Beck Syndrome. n-t

[Trocadero]

16. Beckrrhea

[Trocadero]

18. Good German Syndrome.

[nuxvomica]

17. .

Obamamighactuallyfuckinteachemsumthinphobia :scared:

[Trocadero]

19. Beckmonella

[Toucano]

20. +1

[Toucano]

21. Ass in mouth disease

the 24 hour kind.

[MissMarple]

22. Chronic,terminal parentitis.

[moriah]

61. +1

[Occulus]

23. Barackitis Dendritia Obliterans

"Do you or your family suffer from BDO? Perhaps you're just afraid of the President of the United States, but it could be something more serious. Your or your loved ones could have Barackitis Dendritia Obliterans, a condition that causes symptoms including a loss of critical thinking, repeated bullying, hysteria, constant fear, diminished mental capacity, gullibility, and dependence upon a father figure into adulthood.

Fortunately, Dimensha can help. Dimensha has been clinically proven to wirelessly stream the President's very thoughts into your cerebral cortex painlessly, constantly, and automatically, guaranteeing that you and your family can enjoy American life and society the way it was meant to be. Dimensha will compel you to do your part to stay employed, in school, or both, and to keep your fellow American uppermost in your thoughts at all times.

Dimensha works through the action of nanotechnology, physically rearranging your own neurons into a more acceptable pattern. Other nanomachines work to produce subtle chemical signals which are interpreted by your brain as actual memories, ensuring you always remember the right things.

Side effects of Dimensha were found in two percent of users during blind studies. Side effects include nausea, blurred vision, confusion, headache, and in rare cases explosion of the head. Children under two months are excused from taking Dimensha."

:D

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. Black Malearia, Black Maningitis, Baracknophobia

[Trocadero]

26. Black Maningitis!

[Toucano]

30. That is a good one! n-t

[sandnsea]

56. Baracknophobia, lol, that's good

And we could use that every time they go off the deep end.

[Maru Kitteh]

82. I'd like to weigh in in favor of "Baracknophobia" and admit that I plan to steal it shamelessly. n/t

[Trocadero]

25. Dumbitigo

[Vickers]

27. Reagan-orrhea.

:P

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28. Beckinfluenceda

[Anakin Skywalker]

31. Ignoramus Parentus

[Paper Roses]

83. Best yet. It's not the kids, it is the parents. Makes me sick.

[Trocadero]

32. Beck Nile Virus

[drm604]

33. Republicanism

[Trocadero]

34. Jerkbola

[Trocadero]

35. Beckarrhoids

[Trocadero]

36. Mad Beck Disease

[Trocadero]

37. Beckrosy

[lysosome]

38. Moranorrhea

[Trocadero]

39. Jerklet Fever

[Trocadero]

40. The Beck

[Trocadero]

41. Irritable Beck Syndrome

[Maru Kitteh]

42. It already has a name - Munchausen by proxy.

[Trocadero]

43. McCarthyitis

[Toucano]

44. Mad Fox Disease.

[Toucano]

45. Fox Hypnotic Stress Disorder

[Trocadero]

46. Beckheimers

[Rocky Sullivan]

47. Buttworms!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

48. Restless Goosestep Syndrome

[Trocadero]

50. !!!!!!

[Toucano]

51. +1

There has to be a prize for that one!

[Trocadero]

49. Phlebeckis

[Archae]

52. RAIDS

Republican Acquired Idiocy Syndrome

[Toucano]

53. LImbaughpukeleosis

[Trocadero]

54. Sore Loser-itis

[Trocadero]

55. Beckne

[Trocadero]

57. Becklexia

[Trocadero]

58. Becktile Dysfunction

[Trocadero]

59. Cranky Cracker Disease

[Toucano]

60. Chicken hawk Pox

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

62. Colorectal Encephalitis - a disease that results when parents force their kids

to keep their heads up their ass.

[Trocadero]

63. Toxic Fox Syndrome

[aquart]

64. Oh, I like Toxic Fox Syndrome.

Short, pithy, and drenched in mind-attracting assonance.

[aquart]

65. Fox Pox.

[1Hippiechick]

66. Parental Pox

[moondust]

67. Wackophilia.

Can't stop teh stupid.

[Berry Cool]

68. No-Clue Flu.

[Mendocino]

69. Elephantiasis

[PA Democrat]

70. Pink eye

They see communists. Just ask Glenn BecKKK.

[Trocadero]

71. a few more submissions, then I'll make a poll of the top choices

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72. Chronic Jerk Syndrome

[NoodleyAppendage]

73. Infantile Fascismitis n/t

J

[RagAss]

74. Fucktarditis

[lame54]

75. Whatever it is - it's hereditary

[SoCalDem]

76. Malparentitis

:(

[reflection]

77. Truthache. n/t

[Hepburn]

78. Spawn of Stupidity...n/t

[Bluerthanblue]

79. my son may stay home so that he CAN watch the Pres.- if the

district makes the stupid choice not to show it. I don't think they will, as our district is excellent, but the Manchester NH schools have decided not to participate- which I find outrageous-

So, maybe we might want to be careful to understand which side of the issue is causing the absence. If the school won't show the President's talk- my son isn't showing up- he'll be home watching and listening. And we won't be quiet about WHY he's not in school either.

:hi:

[mitchum]

80. The White Plague

[Bluerthanblue]

81. Parentally Induced Small Mind Syndrome

:hi:

[bugfragged]

84. Teabirtherhoids

[Manifestor_of_Light]

85. Good German Measles.

Uber-mensch-osis. (Apologies to Fred Nietzsche-is-Pietzsche)

Melanophobia

Panty-torsion syndrome.

Albumo-hemo-philia (Love of white blood)