Jump-start a 3-day weekend . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying: "And another thing you are going to find difficult to believe,
Bill. . . . You know, I've been studying the clouds since I was a kid, but I didn't
really notice this until my last time in San Francisco. . . . All the clouds over that
city tend to condense and form into Fascist and Communist symbols and themes. . . .
Why there floating over the city I saw Stalin lying in state, Mussolini's bald head,
the skyline of Moscow, and a map of North Korea. . . . I know it's hard to believe,
Bill, but it's the gospel truth. . . . After all, I know what I see . . . and my eyes
don't lie."

[underpants]

1. How many shows, besides his 1 hour of TV and 3 of radio, does he go on to offer his opinion?

:shrug:

[skip fox]

2. His own is one two many . . . actually way too many!

:)

[tabatha]

3. Did he REALLY say that?

He should be taken off the air straight into a loony bin.

[skip fox]

5. I'm exaggerating his artist readings of Manhattan buildings.

He is very hard to satirize.

:)

[skip fox]

4. "And the afternoon before I left San Francisco, I was sitting at an outdoor cafe and looked up.

You'll never believe what I saw, Bill. . . . Up in the clouds there was this gigantic gay-pride parade . . . and all the guys wore only feather headdresses and heels . . . and they were all 'substantial,' if you know what I mean, Bill. And after a while I had to look away or stain myself, if you know what I mean . . ."

[skip fox]

6. "You know, Bill, you can learn a lot from cartoons."

[HopeHoops]

7. "I like eggs, Howard"

"And I like Oreo cookies. I like to scrape the cream off with my tooth."

[MissMarple]

8. And every morning in San Francisco I could see Stalin and Hitler outlined in my breakfast toast.

Clearly, quite clearly, I saw this with my own eyes, my very own eyes. They were standing hand in hand in the toast. And, I'm selling them all on ebay.

[skip fox]

9. "Opinions get all murky and confusing if you get facts involved."

:)

[skip fox]

10. "Bill, I wish I had a nickle for every time someone asked me that.

No, I was not the fat little kid on the bus in third grade who would do doo-doo in his pants for half-a-buck. . . . It's was for two full dollars!"

[NecklyTyler]

11. Let me tell you the truth here, I didn't get to the top of the ratings by telling the truth

[tomm2thumbs]

12. 'I'm what happens when you pick on little kids in school - never forget it'

or words to that effect