Another Awesome Kos Hate-Mail-A-Palooza!

[BlooInBloo]

A to-be classic recurring thread.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/9/5/777333/-Saturday-hate-mail-apalooza

My fav:

Now for the main course:

Hello "Kos",

I have prayed for God to smite(!) your homo site to for some time now.
It seems He is taking longer than I hoped to answer my prayers. That is fine, he works in mysterious ways, as they say, even if i don't understand them. Have you prayed to Him recently? have you? You should. He will answer your prayers if you truly believe. I know this, because he answers mine. Maybe he won't answer yours because you might have homosexual tendencies. He doesn't answer sinners prayers, and homoness is a serious sin. A spit in the face of our lord, our god. HE HATES HOMO SINNERS WITH A BURNING fiery PASSION. Are you a homo sinner? If you want your prayers answered i hope you are not. If you are a homosinner people will know. people can see through you faggot! So "Kos", i continue to pray, tormented inside, for you. I hope one day, your site goes off the air. Msnbc will go down with their ratings, and take your site, and Chris Matthew's, with it. God will answer my prayer, because i am not a homo. You mine as well not pray, because your homo human kind is not to his liking. He, like me, like women!!

At this point in the email i know what you are wondering: why is Kos in " " marks? Well i have a reason for that as well. It is because I do not believe your real name is "kos". I think that is the name you use at gay bars and such, so your parents do not know your gay. you and your best friend Chris Matthew's must have a great time hanging out at those bars. "discussing politics" i'm sure. Bullshit, you don't go into gay bars to discuss politics with Chris Matthew's.

Get it? I'm gay. And that's bad! But I can't argue with the logic...

1. God answers prayers

2. Premise #1 is a fact, because he answers my prayers

3. I pray for your site to "go off the air", and MSNBC too.

4. Your site is still "on the air"

5. So my prayers aren't being answered

6. So maybe premise #1 isn't a fact?

7. Therefore, I'm an idiot.

To be honest, I'm suspicious of this one. Seems like too much of a parody of the winger gay basher. If it's real, it's a new classic. If it's fake ... fuck it, it's still a new classic.

[dalaigh lllama]

1. "Homoness" ????

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

2. I couldn't stop lawling for 2 minutes.

[jonnyblitz]

3. "he, like me, like women." apparently god ain't no homo....

that was to funny.

[theothersnippywshrub]

5. Maybe it's from Liz Cheney. n/t

[HillbillyBob]

4. These assholes call themselves Christian?!

May he have those prayers answered and be smote himself.

I am so sick of these people.

[BlooInBloo]

6. Yep. Christians, like members of any other religion, love hating people.

[Cha]

7. They can think enough to know that would go over better than

fucking brainwashed dipsticks.:silly:

[cap]

8. well, if your website has any outages

you'll know who to blame and how gayness leads to down time :)