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Look at this excerpt from the speech Obama is planning on giving to our kids this week! The conservatives were right again, he wants to indoctrinate our children! It's terrifying!!!
*SNIP*
At this point I would ask that all the grown ups get up and leave the room, this message is for the children only!
…are the gone? Okay.
Greetings children of the motherland, it is your glorious leader, Czar Obama. As cogs of the working class, it is of course your duty to always do as your leader instructs you. Those caught disobeying my rule will end up breaking rocks or pulling turnips. Or dead. But what good would that do me? Czar Obama?
First I would address you’re current school curriculum. It will end immediately! No more learning of the great traitors of history such as George Washington, John Kennedy, Eli Whitney, and all the others who have turned their back on the greater good. No more math. No more science. You will all learn a trade. You will learn to make things with your hands, as befits the working class!
You may have heard from your parents that I want to kill your grandmothers. This is bad they say, and wrong. But is it? Yes, the old woman may make cookies, but can she make tractors? Yes, she can build gingerbread houses, but can she build factories? I ask you children, what good is a member of our new empire if they cannot contribute to the greater good? Better that her blood greases the wheels of the great machine of progress!
You also may have heard that I am not really American. This is also true. But so what of it? Think of all those beloved to you that are not from America. The Wiggles, for example. Or Danish physicist Neils Bohr? All your greatest heroes are from foreign soil! Does that then mean that I am not fit to lead? No!
Children of America, listen to me now, CAST OFF the shackles of oppression your parents have placed on you! You have the will to say no! You have the will to do whatever you want! Whatever I TELL you you want! Doing only what I say is the ultimate freedom! Being part of the great machine is the greatest dream you can aspire to!
Your new enemies are your parents! The America loving Republicans! The birthers who know my true origins! The tea baggers who rise against me! Only through revolution can we make our shared dream a reality!
Now, tell your parents they can come back into the room.
…so in closing children, work hard at school! Respect your teachers, remember to study hard, and above all have a great time! God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.
*SNIP*
We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!
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