Project Y for those who have wackadoodle e-mail "friends"

[OffWithTheirHeads]

O.K. Anyone who has been here knows about project X but that's still a secret so we won't go into it here.

My brothers family are of the wackadoodle, fundy, birther, ilk. I think it may have something to do with all the pesticides in the air in Visalia, or maybe it's the heat, I don't know but he, his wife and most of his adult kids are just plain batshit, right wing loonies. Anyway, I haven't spoken to any of them in years but my wife still communicates with them through space book or some such nonsense. She still has hopes that I will somehow reconcile with these brownshirt, dirtbags cause, no matter what, they are still family.

Any way, tools that these folks are, they are constantly sending her the RushBeKKK talking points. We were talking about it today on the way back from the farmers market when I came up with project Y. Or maybe it should be Y not.

We figure that these people will believe almost anything they are told as long as it is anti Obama (Peace be upon his name) so we have decided to start making shit up to put them completely over the top and make them look even crazier than they are. I know comrades, you think that is not possible but I want to totally discredit them and here is how I think it can be done.

We know that none of them will be listening to President Obama's (Peace be upon his name)school speech so as soon as it has been delivered we will be E-mailing the little deathers, tellin them that we listened to it and how we are so outraged by what we heard and how we realize that all that stuff they were saying was right all along. We will tell them about Obama's (May Allah watch over him) Plan to publish a book with a red cover that will be required to be taught in all schools (K through 12) and how we got ahold of some of the text, at which point we will throw in some slightly edited pages from Chairman Mao's little red book knowing full well that they have never read any of it and will have no clue. Of course, they will go for it hook line etc. because it caused us Commie Pinko's to finally see the light. I expect they will instantly start E-mailing their loony, Moonie friends and if I can get enough of us DUers to do the same sort of thing we will soon be hearing of this nefarious plot to indoctrinate our kids on Freep Repukelic and Michell B will introduce some crazy bill to stop the "Little Red Book" and these people will look so over the top nuts that the great unwashed masses will finally say "enough".

A few days later I will be telling them about HR666 which plans to replace the stars part of the flag with an upraised black fist. Followed periodcally by whatever crap I can make up that is crazy enough to sound plausible to these ignorant fools.

I want to completely make their heads explode and I think that this will be fun because arguing with them or trying to reason with them is pointless.

And who knows, maybe they will finally stop sending us crap.

Any one interested?

[havocmom]

1. You're too late. A few loons in my 'hood are already preaching your planned schtick

and they are serious

[Quasimodem]

2. Don't Do It!!!!

They already believe that President Obama is a communist, Nazi, Islamofascist, Kenyan, socialist traitor. (Read, "Black man.")

If they can swallow that, they must be like Alice, in that they can believe two impossible things before breakfast.

If Glenn Beck starts weeping about a Little Red Book that President Obama is using to indoctrinate the children, we'll know who to blame.

[liberal N proud]

3. I had an email the other day saying telling that Christan birth rate is too low

And how it is not enough to sustain a Christian majority in the world. Soon the Muslims would be taking over everything and all our children would have to convert.

These things are all out there and the ones you are targeting would just pass it on to others who as they believe everything they read in an email or on line.

[Ilsa]

5. Oh, that's a funny one, and they can't do much about it!

They can either have more kids, spend their money on evangelism, or kill their religious enemies. Facts and statistics won't matter, only the content of idiotic emails. Let them fret. It'll shorten their lives.

[HillbillyBob]

4. I have a lot of memmbers of my family who are like that

I don't and won't ever talk to them. I have put them all on my spam list.

I do like that idea of yours, but as someone else said it would just egg them on to new depths of depravity.

[zbdent]

6. I doubt the reverse psychology would work ...

I'm sure there are people out there who believe that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer ... so when Carlos Ray says "Why doesn't Obama produce his birth certificate?", they really think it's an issue ...