Conservative family activities for those not watching the President

[johncoby2]

If you are not allowing your elementary child to watch the speech by the President of the United States encouraging staying in school, taking responsibility for yourself, and staying off of drugs, here are a few conservative family activities that reflect the spirit and values of the republican party that you will enjoy:

1. Have a prayer ring at the school flag pole. Pray that the Lord Jesus Christ our Savior stricken the President and his family with cancer.
2. Take the time to teach your young children how to correctly and effectively say the N word.
3. Attend a cross burning ceremony with the KKK.
4. Sit outside of a breast cancer treatment center and laugh at the bald ladies then enjoy an ice cream cone afterward.
5. Drop cinder blocks off a highway overpass.
6. Sit outside of a Bob Perry home construction site and call the workers "beaners".
7. Shoot paint balls at homeless people.
8. Go to the local firing range and shoot cut outs of the Obama family.
9. Take the opportunity to teach your kids the meaning of the free market by stealing some old ladies groceries.
10. Stand on the corner of a busy intersection with a sign that says "I am a frickin dumb ass".

If you are taking your kids out of school to avoid listening to a message from the President of the United States, you are truly a frickin dumb ass and a proud member of the republican party.

Enjoy the day, asswipe.

[Joanne98]

1. That was a perfect description of them. Good work!

[polichick]

2. Amazingly enough, that's not very far from the truth. k&r nt