Larisa Alexandrovna: Morons, Your Bus Is Leaving...

[Hissyspit]

http://www.atlargely.com/atlargely/2009/09/morons-your-bus-is-leaving.html

September 06, 2009

Morons, your bus is leaving...

This becoming very entertaining. If you enjoy laughing at glue-sniffers on a regular basis, then this will be Christmas for you, with all the stockings and presents and such.

But before we begin the fun, let me recap how we got to this point:

1. Glenn "Psycho" Beck (sorry, but he is entirely off his meds) launched an attack on the now resigned "green czar" Van Jones, who had the misfortune of signing a petition to re-open the investigation into the 911 attacks (that's right... not claiming a 9/11 conspiracy, inside job, and no-planes kook crap, but simply wanting an honest investigation). He apparently also briefly flirted with Communism in college, which apparently makes him a flaming RED.

2. The Malkinites and the rest of the glue-sniffing, bigoted, Commie-paranoid right-wing went commando and smeared Van Jones into resigning.

3. Glenn "Psycho" Beck then sets out three new "targets" for his imbeciles to take down, telling them "FIND EVERYTHING YOU CAN ON CASS SUNSTEIN, MARK LLOYD AND CAROL BROWNER."

4. Being his usual hilarious self, Keith Olbermann tells the folks at Daily Kos "find me everything you have on Glenn Beck."

And poof, as if by magic glue of some sort, the birthers, deathers, racists, and whatever else makes up that pool of crazy erupted into the most bizarre, ugly, and even scary crap I have ever seen.

That catches us up. Now for the glue-sniffer extravaganza.

'Olbermann's Jihad:'

The lunatic - and apparently professor (how, I don't know) who runs the American Power blog (the title of which should tell you everything you need to know) claims that Olbermann has started a "Jihad" against Beck. You see, Beck's calls for information to take down people working for the POTUS is okay. Olbermann making fun of Beck and using his own words against him is terrorism. Say professor, can you even define Jihad? Idiot.

Olbermann and the Nazis:

Then there is this crew, The People's Press Collective (sounds very Communist, no?). In their attack on Olbermann, they point to the words of Pastor Martin Niemöller as their title: "And now they come for Beck." In other words, Olbermann is a Nazi. But since no one at the Press Collective apparently ever actually read the Niemoller poem in its entirety, they apparently don't know that the very first people "they came for" were "Communists." So Glenn Beck and the other glue-sniffers attacked a man associated with a group that the Nazis came for, making Glenn Beck and the other glue-sniffers more closely aligned with Nazis than with something on the democracy side of things.

Olbermann a Panty-Wearing Perv:

Then Dan over at Riehl World View blog (should that be Reich?) pretty much just uses every offensive word a homophobe uses to paint Olbermann gay and then claims KO is impotent too (and Dan would know this how?).

If you want a good view into the bottomless pit that is the Conservative cult, here is a nice round-up from Memeorandum.

I would just like to add one more thing as a response to the entire glue-sniffing community. In the words of the brilliant Bill Murray "morons, your bus is leaving."

Mods, Reproduced In Entirety With Permission.

[jaxx]

1. The solution is to find everything on Beck.

This ought to be fun. Let them howl.

[lunatica]

2. Idiocracy has morphed from a satire movie

into a reality show.

bummer

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. +1

[DavidDvorkin]

3. "In the words of the brilliant Bill Murray"

Well, no, that would be in the words of the script writer. Did Murry write that line?