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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 11:48 AM
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My four year old just came home from kindergarten calling me bourgeois and asking
why I won't put the needs of the collective before my own selfish desires.
Also he's been quoting Trotsky a lot since he got home...

DARN Obama, that communiss!!!
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 11:49 AM
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1. !
:rofl:
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Voice for Peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 11:53 AM
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2. it's not too late to send him to Jesus Camp.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:42 PM
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11. Excellent point. Then on average, he will be Okay!
"If I have one foot in a bucket of ice and one foot in a bucket of hot charcoal, on average I'll be ok." Some baseball manager whose name is only known to the ages.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 11:54 AM
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3. I wrote a comment on CNN online asking
why I hadn't been "indoctrinated". I was told by the right wing crazies that I would be indoctrinated.
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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 11:55 AM
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4. the young mind grasps Dialectical Materialism quite easily
to the barricades!
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:00 PM
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5. There's no purge like a family purge.
Enjoy the camps, comrade. Work hard, but you won't be in school.
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:01 PM
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6. Trotsky??? Was he on American Idol? nt
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:01 PM
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7. Your kid still has a school? Our schools were all burned to the ground after the speech.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:02 PM
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8. 4 years old?
Edited on Tue Sep-08-09 12:03 PM by Canuckistanian
That's old enough to begin work at the tractor factory.

Tell the kid he's lucky to go to school and if he's bad, you'll turn him in the Kommissar.
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:03 PM
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9. coffee spew, thanks! nm
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:23 PM
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10. Screw that
Get him to work on the five-year plan to increase vodka production. Otherwise, he will be purged.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:44 PM
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12. LOL... good coffee spew there
Now discuss with your son on Hegel... and the Dialectic!
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ellie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:44 PM
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13. I did the same thing at that age!
But my dad was a socialist.
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:50 PM
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14. I thought all Trotsky speech was axed in Mexico...
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 12:55 PM
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15. Thank God for Jack Webb for exposing the truth decades ago!
Edited on Tue Sep-08-09 12:56 PM by Generic Other
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