BREAKING! - If you play Obama's speech backwards there are hidden messages!

[HopeHoops]

Only a few have been decoded so far..

"BURN your birth certificates"

"Kill Grandma"

"You will be assimilated"

"This is a neighborhood. It ain't no residential district!"

"I like eggs, Howard."

"These are simple folks. They're morons."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Spread the wealth. Steal from the rich and throw the money on the streets for all to share. BWAAAHAAAHAAA HAAA!"

"But I don't WANT to go on the cart."

On Edit:

Over 20 years ago, some preacher played old TV show theme songs backwards. He discovered something amazing. The line "Unless of course the horse of course" (from Mr. Ed) played backwards ALMOST sounds like "Someone sung this song for Satan". Not only was the technology to accomplish that unavailable (and barely now), that's really a stretch. I heard it on the radio - you could ALMOST make it out (not quite). Too much time on his hands.

[liberal N proud]

1. Number Nine

Number Nine
Number Nine...

[Creena]

32. Turn me on, dead man.

Obama must be a necrophiliac!

[joeybee12]

2. Paul is dead! n/t

[ddeclue]

3. Paul is Dead!

[no_hypocrisy]

6. You beat me to it.

I also thought of "I bury Paul . . . " and "Paul is dead man, miss him, miss him".

[dflprincess]

28. My first thougth as well!

So many great minds thinking alike

[fascisthunter]

4. remember.... today is 9/9/09

that's a 666 upside down!!!!!!!!!!!


ahhh shit... off by a day!

[ddeclue]

5. Oh noes: Obama is the anti-Satan! nt.

[HopeHoops]

7. That's tomorrow.

Too much beer over the weekend? :rofl:

[louis-t]

8. What the??? It's 9-8-09 here.

Across the IDL?

[louis-t]

9. "This is a neighborhood..."

:rofl: A great Richard Pryor skit.

[HopeHoops]

12. "Jesus? Yeah, I know Jesus. He lives in the projects."

Damn he was talented. I've got one of his live performances on laser disc. I haven't watched it yet. It is one of the earlier ones so it would be best to do it when the children are preoccupied with something else.

[flakey_foont]

10. I dunno

I played it backwards and it sounded exactly like Led Zeppelin's HOUSES OF THE HOLY

[HopeHoops]

13. I heard "Knights in White Satin".

Maybe I had the playback set for "mellow" instead of "fascist".

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Eat the Soylent Maypo n/t

[mopinko]

14. this is not funny.

my son thinks that 'yes we can' played backwards says 'thank you satan'.

i did explain to him about the whole beatles thing, and he swears that that whole thing is also true. probably believes that paul is dead.

[HopeHoops]

16. Have you pointed out that "yes we can" backwards is "nac ew sey"?

That doesn't sound at ALL like "thank you Satan". Is he doing drugs or worse - watching FOX?

[Sebastian Doyle]

18. You don't have to watch FAUX.... just You Tube

Oddly enough..... it does sound like "Thank You Satan" :scared:

Not saying that was the intention, but it really does :evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs

Now some of the other "satanic messages" they found in this speech are completely ridiculous

[mopinko]

19. it's not hard to alter voice tracks these days.

i think that clip is massaged quite a bit.
but the whole thing is pretty absurd. the human mind's drive to find patterns in speech is pretty strong. but the lengths some people take it to....

[HopeHoops]

23. Well, the ones I posted in my OP certainly are!

:evilgrin:

[progressoid]

30. Ohhhmyyyygaaaaawd.

That's unreal.

[mopinko]

21. worse than worse.

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=21186523&blogId=501709359

[tridim]

15. "It's fun to smoke marijuana" - Queen

:rofl:

Those were the days huh? Styx, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Queen were all accused of being secret satanists.

[HopeHoops]

17. Ah, Queen - man did they have some fun.

I have a theory.

At some point, Queen was at a show with some southern band (lets say Alabama for the sake of argument). The southern band was ragging on them for being a bunch of faggots (they were gay, and proud of it, no judgment on my part here) and said their music sucked. Freddie pointed out that all three chords they use in their music were easily reproduced and any band could make a southern rock song in half an hour.

To prove their point, they wrote "Fat Bottom Girls".

That's just my theory.

[Johonny]

20. they?

actually I think none were "gay". Freddie was bisexual at the time. Brain May has been married and divorced and John Deacon was/is married throughout his whole Queen career.

also Brain May wrote Fat Bottom Girls not Freddie.

[HopeHoops]

24. I just said it was a theory.

Besides, it doesn't matter who was or was not gay (doesn't bother me one way or the other). They sang beautiful harmonies and "looked gay" to those inclined to think such things. The song just strikes me as a parody of southern "got a rebel flag in the back window of my pickup" bands.

[tridim]

22. I thought Freddie was the only gay memeber of Queen?

Not that it matters in the least.

In the 70's we used to play "We Are The Champions" whenever we won a flag-football game. Nobody complained that Freddie was gay.

[HopeHoops]

26. I have no issues with the sexual orientation of others.

Actually, one of the girls I had a crush on in high school was a known lesbian. I never asked her out for that reason, out of respect actually. I ran into her ten years later. She was married, had a child, and was a doctor in a Boston hospital. The issue of sexual orientation never came up, but if I hadn't already been married to a wonderful woman I would have kicked myself into Tibet for never asking her out.

[Sebastian Doyle]

25. Alabama?

I doubt that Queen would have played the same show with a country band. Skynyrd or Molly Hatchet maybe?

Though I never thought "Fat Bottomed Girls" sounded remotely like "Southern Rock".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

[Cheap_Trick]

31. The opening of "One Vision" on the Iron Eagle soundtrack sounds like a backwards message

but it's really just slowed way down and says "We're messing with your minds, with mysterious rays"

[VWolf]

27. Reminds me of the ELO tune "Fire on High"

It starts with a backwards-masked vocal which, when un-reversed, says, "The music is reversible, but time is not. Turn back! Turn back!"

The cool part is that the background music during the vocal really IS reversible, consisting of a symmetric motif.

[Sebastian Doyle]

29. Pink Floyd deliberately encoded the song "Empty Spaces" on The Wall

the vocal is barely audible and it sounds like just random gibberish in the background (like a TV is on or something) but when you play it backwards it says "Congratulations. You just discovered the secret message!" and then something about "Old Pink, care of the funny farm".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5k342aMt0E

[hileeopnyn8d]

33. I, for one, welcome out new overlords.

[HereSince1628]

34. Mystically speaking, its scary how messages are recieved simultaneously among us

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6491831

[HopeHoops]

35. BREAKING - NEW BACKWARD MESSAGE DISCOVERED!

When he's talking about doing homework, it REALLY says "Glenn Beck's head is so far up his ass he needs a window in his stomach to look out." when you play it backwards.

[Initech]

36. Number 9! Number 9! Number 9! Number 9!