"I'm as fair and balanced as much as the next guy, but . . ." Please CAPTION Head Wreck!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying, "America, it's not so much what he said to the kids but what he left out. . . . A real fair and balanced look would point out that he never said 'Communism is evil,' for example. Nor did he say that drugs will kill you or to stay away from child molesters . . . Does this mean Obama's pro-Communism, for drugs, and rooting for child molesters??? . . . Well, not necessarily, . . . but the implications are obvious. . . . (looks hard at camera) America, where else are you going to get a 'fair and balanced' view??"

[question everything]

1. When did you stop hitting your wife? (nt)

[Locut0s]

2. ... but I draw the line at having my precious bodily fluids siphoned off by those commies!

[YOY]

3. "The captain of the Yatzee ship claims the pancakes are blueberry.

Now blueberries are obviously patriots as when you squeeze them they have blue blood! The flying dingo handmaiden presents to the violated alterboy a plate of strawberries...THOSE STRAWBERRIES BLEED RED! Those olicarchy types want the violated alterboy to gargle strawberries' blood! So says the Beck."

[skip fox]

4. Yikes . . . you've got a clear channel!

:)

[skip fox]

5. "Pecos Bill was always my favorite historical character . . . even more than Paul Bunyon, because he

was a normal person just like you ar me who became famous because he worked hard and stuff."

[demigoddess]

6. definitely off his meds. Or they are not working.

!!!

[skip fox]

7. "History was always my favorite topic in school. . . . Heck, I had it cold.

From the eating of the apple to the last trumpet. . . . Geez, why can't they teach it like they did in the old days?"

[walldude]

8. Nevermind.

Doh!