I heard that some of the kids that watched Obama's speech today

[Raven]

went home, tied their parents to kitchen chairs, gagged them, turned off the 'idiot box' and did their homework assignments. This is what happens when you expose kids to this rabid talk about getting an education. This is what happens when you unleash a Harvard educated black man who got up with his single mother at 4:30 a.m. to study as a kid on our innocent children. WE ARE DOOMED!!!!

[blondeatlast]

1. Some people say that after watching the speech, millions of schoolkids marched

in formation to the lavatories and--God forbid!--washed their hands to prevent getting sick.

Commies, every damn one of 'em.

[vademocrat]

5. "Is your washroom breeding bolsheviks?"

http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/4004.html

[doc03]

2. I heard many of them actually turned black n/t

[doc03]

3. Why are these assholes on the MSM still calling this

a controversial speech?

[Raven]

4. Because a black President who has years more education and brains

than they do gave it. Uppity, just plain uppity.

[gratuitous]

6. PH34R!

The zombie socialist hordes are coming for us! They look like schoolchildren, but you'll be able to tell them by their freshly-washed hands clutching school books! It's apocalypse time! Or calypso time, I sort of forget which. Run if you don't see any limbo sticks!

[brettdale]

7. out of interest did faux news ripped into the speech?

out of interest did faux news ripped into the speech?

[The Straight Story]

8. Like when I was a kid and we had Christmas parties, the kids went home

And drug their parents to church.

:)

[Raven]

10. Yup, the wee ones will lead us. Children have an amazing ability

to cut through adult bullshit and use their common sense.

[FarCenter]

9. got up with his single mother at 4:30 am?

Actually, it is more like "was gotten up by his single mother at 4:30 am".

I'm kind of impressed by what she did as well. Parental responsibility like this is also unusual.

[Raven]

11. I stand corrected. She dragged him up. Either way, they apparently

both ended up at the kitchen table with the lessons. And by the way, I was a single parent and did many of the same things and I know many other parents who strive for their childrens' education. I don't think parental responsibility is unusual at all. Sacrifice isn't either.

[lunatica]

12. RUN!