Whats the difference between a democratic legislative whore and a republican legislative whore?

[lovepg]

Nothing......... Sorry there is no joke. Except the one on you!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. No, you're wrong -

there IS a difference.

Republican whore engage in truly twisted sex, which they always end up having to pay for - in one way or another.

Democratic whores don't go to whore. They can't afford them, and they're not nearly as twisted as the GOPigs.

I learned this from my whore clients when I practiced law. They were about the most politically savvy bunch I've ever encountered - no offense, DU - and always paid their fees in cash. Up front.

Nothing like a Washington whore. The real kind...........................

[eridani]

4. I really don't think of sex workers as whores anymore

There is a really important difference--there are things that sex workers won't do for any amount of money.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. My clients described themselves as whores ..........

I was not about to disagree with them.

They had no use for PC, that's for sure.......................

[vadawg]

5. rofl bamba, the ladies of the night swing between smart as hell

and dumb as melon shit, nothing in between in my experience... though they are classier in the socialist peoples republic than on route 1 ;)

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. These were mostly DC whores, dawg -

I never had the pleasure of handling matters for the Ladies of Route One, for which I am very, very thankful...............

[Paulie]

2. $50

The republic is cheaper.

[pilar007]

3. if I may be a bit crude...

dems use k y when they screw you...sorry.

[Old Studentka]

6. Environmentalism

Or mental illness. Either one's good!

[Dragonfli]

7. Republican whores are supported by ditto-heads - Democratic whores are supported by us

We are as gullible as the ditto-heads.
We both vote against our own best interests while defending and donating to the whores that fuck us.

The irony is, we pretend we are smarter.

[janx]

8. The republican whore puts it on a credit card. n/t