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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 02:45 AM
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Hey, Congressman Wilson, Einstein would like to have a word with you









The bill in question...





I mean, you are a member of Congress, right? And you have access to this information and shit, right?

Right?

I mean, I do, and I'm a nobody in rural Minnesota!




Joe, if stupidity caused pain, you'd be beating Rush Limbaugh with a table leg for his Oxycontin supply.





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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 02:48 AM
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1. Now all we have to do is explain to the people of his district who Einstein is.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 02:52 AM
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2. "He's the guy that made the bombs that we dropped on Japan"
That'll clear things right up for them. Probably make him an instant uber-patriot...
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 03:06 AM
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3. LOL....
exactly. :rofl:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 09:15 AM
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4. The freepers would grunt in approval
:rofl:
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 10:27 AM
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8. lolol
.
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 11:54 AM
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12. Well...
:rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 09:21 AM
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5. LOL made my morning!
:rofl:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 10:15 AM
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6. Guess it didn't make anybody else's morning, though...
All my hard work, for naught...


:cry:




;-)
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 11:52 AM
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10. It transformed my entire day
Edited on Fri Sep-11-09 12:36 PM by grantcart
As I go through out the day I think
of the very clever Krispos thread.

He went back into history to link
a great man who used his head,

to show how far Wilson will sink
to express the hatred he has wed.

So if only a few have said so in ink
We would like to say that we thought it was fucking brilliant.


(You didn't actually think that this was a poem did you?)
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 11:59 AM
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13. STILL. A. HOSER.
Edited on Fri Sep-11-09 12:02 PM by cliffordu
Grantcart that is....

The OP rawks!!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 12:20 PM
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17. Nice meter
Bad spelling, but nice meter. :-) :rofl:
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 12:37 PM
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20. so get your name in spell check already lol
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 10:24 AM
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7. Dumb E = GOP Square heads.
:hi: :)
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 11:45 AM
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9. I think if I told them that matter was frozen energy...
... they'd just grunt and scratch their crotches in confusion. :-)
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 12:19 PM
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15. Assume their natural state eh?
:evilgrin:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 12:28 PM
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19. Only if they were on the couch in their undies with a beer in the other hand.
Edited on Fri Sep-11-09 12:29 PM by krispos42
:rofl:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 12:58 PM
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21. You are truly the master of the appetite killing visual.
Edited on Fri Sep-11-09 01:06 PM by SalmonChantedEvening
:rofl:
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 11:54 AM
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11. Wilson didn't read the bill.
That much is obvious.
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 12:16 PM
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14. Wilson has probably never read much of anything...anything educational, that is.
.
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JimWis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 12:19 PM
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16. LOL - Excellent.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 12:21 PM
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18. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:hi:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 01:20 PM
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22. Why thank you...
:hi:
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:26 PM
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23. Joy kick.
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