4 problems with Obama

[The Straight Story]

1. He has not come clean on UFO's. Jurtok Ock`ken of the Reptilian race has apparently gotten to him before Gandalf the Grey alien and once more we will be denied the truth.

2. 9/11 - he has not come out and told us there were no planes, bombs were planted, and aliens(see above) projected all those images directly into our minds and tv's and that NYC does not even really exist. The truth is not just out 'there' it is in the secret drawer in the president's desk waiting for him to reveal it to us.

3. I can throw together some awesome web sites in a day or two (or a few weeks for more complex stuff) and here we are Months after Obama came to power and this place is not utopia yet? What, are there people other than him making laws? He is a slacker. Make a honey do list and check off one item a day.

4. He does not have a ranch. Real American presidents wear cowboy hats and pick up brush. And they eat freedom fries and steaks at the ranch, can't do that if you don't have a ranch.

Voting green next time, it is a pretty color and the aliens' only inroads in that party is Ralph 'Reptilian' Nader. And we all know he will never win.

[stray cat]

1. 5 - He is not an all knowing and all powerful benevolent dictator with absolute rule

so I won't get all my ponies.....

[The Straight Story]

2. You might not get any ponies, but you will a dog from a breeder

:rofl:

[asdjrocky]

3. It's the ranch thing that gets to me.

I need to see my President clear brush, and chop stuff.

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!1!!