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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:39 PM
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Wilson Shouts ‘You Lie' After Wife Fakes Orgasm
Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) courted controversy again today as he reportedly shouted "You lie" during a sexual encounter in which his wife pretended to have an orgasm.

While details of Rep. Wilson's latest outburst are sketchy at best, congressional experts say that it is totally against the decorum of the House of Representatives to speak out during a spouse's faked orgasm.

But the South Carolina congressman got a vote of support from a fellow Republican lawmaker, Sen. John Ensign (R-NV), who told reporters, "It's so rare for a Republican politician to have sex with his own wife, we should applaud it when it happens."

In a related story, President Obama said that Rep. Wilson's outburst during his speech Wednesday night was "productive," adding, "Joe Wilson highlighted the need for mental health care."

http://www.borowitzreport.com/
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:40 PM
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1. His wife is Republican: She outsources her orgasms
There's a woman in India who hates her job....
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:45 PM
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4. +1
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:48 PM
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7. I just spit beer all over my keyboard.....
:spray: that was perfect
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:04 PM
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11. !
:spray: :rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:04 PM
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13. I agree. Only republicans outsource.
:hide:

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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:07 PM
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16. BWAHaha haha hahah aha hha ha
:rofl: :bounce:

POST OF THE DAY!!!!!
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Segami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 08:19 PM
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20. LOL!
:rofl:.....:rofl:.....:rofl:....:rofl:...:rofl:.....:rofl:.....:rofl:....:rofl:
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 08:21 PM
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21. Bravo Sir, for the wittiest reply of the week
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AnnieBW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-12-09 08:01 AM
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23. Just like their governor
He outsourced his to Argentina!
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:41 PM
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2. Oddly enough, he was in another room when the outburst occurred. Drudge will have the details. - n/...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:03 PM
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10. Drudge finally got a good story!
:rofl:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:42 PM
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3. Would he recognize an orgasm?
Don't you have to experience one or at least witness the event?

"Joe Wilson highlighted the need for mental health care."

:spray:
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create.peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:04 PM
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12. 'that's for knowing the difference' - a great ole and lena joke...nt
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allin Donating Member (2 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:46 PM
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5. priceless
Edited on Fri Sep-11-09 04:46 PM by allin
that's all...just priceless. (although the thought of that man having sex...eeeyew...)
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 06:23 PM
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19. Yes you need to get beyond the mental image
:rofl:

Welcome to DU :hi:
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:48 PM
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6. Holy Mudhead, Mackerel!
that's some nasty news
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:52 PM
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8. I heard that a lot of republican women encourage their husbands to have affairs.
Who can blame them.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:48 PM
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17. I suspect they're of "Wham, bam" school
without the "Thank you, ma'am".
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:56 PM
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9. Soon he will announce that he is taking a break from his marriage
in order to spend more time with his mistress.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:05 PM
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14. She was tweeting during the act. nt
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-12-09 07:45 AM
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22. Sending out a Tweet we all could send out
"Help! I'm being raped by a repug!"
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:05 PM
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15. and then this joke is on all of us........
but it is not funny if you are ill and need health care and can't afford it!



Joe Wilson and AHIP Team Up to Write Max Baucus’s Health Care Bill
By: Jane Hamsher


http://campaignsilo.firedoglake.com/2009/09/11/joe-wilson-and-ahip-team-up-to-write-max-baucuss-health-care-bill/

Friday September 11, 2009 7:06 am


There really doesn't seem to be any limit to what the administration will do to pass Rahm Emanuel's neoliberal giveaway to the insurance industry. The "author" of the plan released by Baucus (and apparently by Mike Ross) is a former VP of Wellpoint. Now AHIP is boasting about their role in crafting it:

Many of the changes to the insurance system now under discussion are the ones that have been advocated this year by the insurance companies themselves, said Karen M. Ignagni, the chief executive of America's Health Insurance Plans, the industry trade group. "The industry has been the leader in creating the proposals everyone is about to endorse," she said.

No wonder insurance company stocks shot up after the President's speech.

But now we find, per John Aravosis, that Kent Conrad and Max Baucus are changing their bill to appease Joe Wilson:


"We really thought we'd resolved this question of people who are here illegally, but as we reflected on the President's speech last night we wanted to go back and drill down again," said Senator Kent Conrad, one of the Democrats in the talks after a meeting Thursday morning. Baucus later that afternoon said the group would put in a proof of citizenship requirement to participate in the new health exchange — a move likely to inflame the left.

As John says, if Wilson's outburst turns out to be successful, it'll keep happening over and over again. And it will work every time.

If you want to stop this travesty from going forward -- and it's turning into a complete travesty -- ask these members of Congress from strong Democratic districts, all of whom have cosponsored Single Payer in the past and know better, why they aren't pledging to vote against any bill if it turns out to be nothing more than an insurance industry bailout:

read the rest at the link..........

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Reid Endorses Wellpoint’s Co-op Plan
By: Jane Hamsher Friday September 11, 2009 9:46 am

http://campaignsilo.firedoglake.com/2009/09/11/reid-end...

The Senate Majority Leader endorses the Mike Ross/Kent Conrad/Wellpoint authored co-op plan:

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) endorsed the concept of health insurance cooperatives Thursday, siding with centrists in the House and Senate who want healthcare reform but oppose a public option.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) also hinted she could accept that approach a day after President Barack Obama delivered an address to a joint session of Congress that offered encouraging words for both centrists and liberal Democrats who have demanded a public insurance option.

I think I may have to adjust my prediction for the co-op "squeeze play" on July 20:

The easiest political path to passing health care is still running the "co-op" crunch. Regardless of what the House does, the Senate can pass Conrad's shitty fake co-op. The Blue Dogs band together and refuse to vote for anything else, and that's what comes out of conference. There's a PR blitz to sell it as a "public plan" (which is why we've worked so assiduously to define it as NOT a public plan), and in a rush to get something passed, Rahm starts twisting progressive arms -- which have been historically very easily twisted.

Blue Dog Mike Ross presciently submitted virtually the same co-op plan in a July 31 amendment that finally emerged this week in Max Baucus's Senate plan. But since it now looks like Pelosi is on board with co-ops, that means the Blue Dogs aren't going to have to take the hit.

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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:50 PM
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18. He would never admit to not giving her orgasms
Edited on Fri Sep-11-09 05:51 PM by lunatica
If she said she was faking one he would scream "YOU LIE!"
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