Dress code for Freeper Banquet: GEEK CHIC! HA!

[K8-EEE]

Seriously there is a Freeper convention and seriously they posted this for what to wear to the banquet! OMG imagine all the "James Bonds" and "Sarah Palins" in attendance....ROFL!

At the Saturday Night Banquet.......hey, anything "Freeper Extra-Nice" goes!

Men.......business suit with tie or nice sport coat with spiffy open-neck. Or spiffy casual shirt with spiffy slacks with no jacket. Short sleeves fine. Nice shoes. No white socks. Wear some bling, Why Not?.......Tuxedo if you want, Why Not? This is a BANQUET, for cryin' out loud. I know at least one freeper who'll be wearing a tux. Dig yours out and see if it still fits. Dontcha know how the ladies love tuxes? They swoon when you walk in looking like James Bond headed for the roulette table......Clothes at this event will be eclectic (look it up, hah). However, leave the golf shirt, sneakers and Che Gueverra tee shirt in your room.

LADIES.......always proper is a non-Hillary pants suit feminized and glammed up with higher heels, swingy earrings, jangley bracelets and sparkly rings. A Sarah Palin hairdo with your glasses will rock the room!....Hey gals, wouldn't you LUV to really dress up? Then do so! Why Not?......Wear that swingy short black cocktail dress with disgustingly high stiletto heels! Yum, Yum......Wear that ankle length Dressy-Dress? Yes-Yes........Before packing day is upon you, visit your safety deposit box at the bank. Take a look at the family jewels you never get to wear. BRING 'EM, WEAR 'EM! There's safes at the hotel. The more you look like an evil, decadent rich capitalist, the better!

MOBSTERS.......Since you are participating in the Mall protest, you are automatically a MOBSTER. Why not look like one at the banquet table? Of course, you MUST wear an expensive, three-piece, black pin-stripe suit, sumptuously tailored. Leave your wide-brimmed white or black felt hat and your roscoe at the door. Accent your suit with a white silk hanky and a slick tie with diamond stud. Finish off with pearl-gray spats, real leather black shoes, a jewel-studded platinum watch chain, a huge diamond pinky ring and a fat cigar imported directly from Havana.

MOBSTER MOLLS.......you must not outshine your mobster man. Anything Faye Dunaway wore in "Bonnie and Clyde" is fine as long as its fringed. Don't forget to bring your little pearl-handled revolver tucked in your beaded bag. How tres chic!

[progressivebydesign]

1. no.. please.. tell me this isn't real!?? Someone REALLY writes like that?

OMG they really are a bunch of stupid old white men. "Spiffy!" "yum!"

[Avalux]

2. Pathetic. Pukes just can't be funny, no matter how hard they try.

The entertainment at the event will suck too cause they can't do music either.

[WeDidIt]

5. It's sad, but true. All conservatives lack the humor gene.

This malady leads to such an inborn hatred of self that the humorless must lash out in selfishness, thus the result becomes conservatism.

[Stevenmarc]

3. Wear gloves it will cover the knuckles you dragged today

[Parker CA]

11. BWWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hilarious!! nt.

[K8-EEE]

20. LOL n/t

[Contrary1]

4. "Spiffy"? Ward, dear; wear your nice sport coat with spiffy open-neck.

:rofl:

[K8-EEE]

21. Don't forget the medallion and "Just For Men!" n/t

[K8-EEE]

22. The pix will be good! n/t

[Chulanowa]

6. No self-respecting Mobster would ever attend a Republican event

Too many crooks and lowlives.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

7. Somehow, I can't see these people

in tuxedos, or a "swingy short black cocktail dress with disgustingly high stiletto heels".



And the idea of them cracking into their "safety deposit box(es)" to get "the family jewels you never get to wear" strikes me as a fantasy, and a rather disingenuous one, as well.

These people think the Cubic Zirconia on QVC is "just as good as the real thing," of that I have no doubt.

I'd pay good money to see them dressed up for a banquet.

The mind boggles.............................

[Arctic Dave]

8. If anyone wants to make a quick buck give me a call.

wink-wink ;)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

9. WTF is a "non-Hillary pants suit"?????

:grr:

[MrMickeysMom]

12. What every fem-bot freeper needs in their closet...

Campaign Cheque not included

[K8-EEE]

23. It means it has to have appliques on it LOL

Oh man....that's a baaaad catalog shot. I always think the models must be gagging wearing that shit!

[Stevenmarc]

28. Something Purpose Driven but not overtly door mat'ish

[piratefish08]

10. Oh Ward, I think there's something wrong with the Beaver,,,,,,

[ConnorMarc]

13. Don't Take My Liberal/Progressive Card Away But,

What exactly is a "freeper?"

I've always seen it used online but never knew what it stood for.

*waits sheepishly for replies*

[provis99]

14. members of Freerepublic.com. Do NOT ever go there. They are poisonous toads.

[ConnorMarc]

30. Oh OK...Thanks

Are they the site of racists?

[TygrBright]

15. Well, isn't that just, uh... "spiffy!" n/t

[subcomhd]

16. a jewel-studded platinum watch chain

ok

[Cheap_Trick]

17. As long as the night ended like "Bonnie and Clyde", I'd be happy.

"MOBSTER MOLLS.......you must not outshine your mobster man." Heaven forbid these pasty man-child basement dwellers would be outshone by a mere woman. Don't these broads know their place yet? Of course, these keyboard kommandos would have to FIND a woman first. I guess they wouldn't have to worry about the bargain basment hookers upstaging them.

On second thought......

[On the Road]

18. As the Author Said

"How tres chic!"

[Rethuglicanhater7]

19. Freetard Freakout

Fat dumb and stupid is no way top go thru life.

[Vickers]

24. "and a fat cigar imported directly from Havana"

Where they have socialized medicine!

:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

[K8-EEE]

26. Uh.......I thought they didn't want to patronize commie Cuba??

Unless it's cigars I guess

:eyes:

[NoUsername]

25. This sounds like something the "Billionaires for Bush" or, their most recent

incarnation, the "Billionaires for Wealthcare," would come up with. Thing is, they're spoofing these idiots. Where did you see this? Was it posted at FR or something? I'm kind of surprised they didn't specify that powder blue leisure suits were the preferred mode of dress for guys. I'd think that would fit right in with the Freeper crowd.

[Lagomorph]

27. So, what's your sign?

;)

[NoUsername]

31. I kind of like "Sick people make me rich."

Short and to the point. ;)

[NoPasaran]

29. They're hinting to Kristen not to show up wearing his bathrobe

[K8-EEE]

33. OMG THAT'S Kristen????

Yikes!!!

[surrealAmerican]

32. Is this for real?

"The more you look like an evil, decadent rich capitalist, the better!"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

34. "There's safes at the hotel."