Why don't we just give the teabaggers, birthers, whatever they are, what they want?

[bluethruandthru]

It seems that they mainly object to "their tax dollars" being spent on anything - whether it be "socialized medicine", abortions, "entitlements", anything having to do with illegal immigrants (except building a fence around the country), anything to help children (well funded public schools, SCHIP, Head Start, Subsized school lunch programs), etc.
The only time they keep quiet is when "their tax dollars" are being spent to kill people in other countries who don't look like them or belong to the same religion as them...or to build weapons to kill people in other countries who don't look like them or belong to the same religion as them.

So...how about we give them what they want? They can have a chunk of land (Texas?) and move there and create their own utopia. Anyone wanting to leave the new country will get comparable housing/job/etc. elsewhere in the old USA.

Then, they can have their really small government and the can keep nearly all of their tax dollars. They'll be thrilled! They won't have any roads, schools, fire departments, police departments, libraries, etc...but they'll have plenty of money to pay Blackwater to protect them. Fox news will be the national news organization, Rush will be President, Hannity Vice President. There's no need for a police department because everyone will have a gun to protect themselves and their property. Trespassers will be shot on sight. It'll be great.

Everyone will go to private schools - unless they can't afford them. No one will go hungry or be homeless - unless they lose their job..but they should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and work hard. Everyone will be able to choose any doctor they like...unless they can't afford to pay the bill...then they should just die because they aren't worthy of living...and besides, everyone should have plenty of money because they hardly pay any taxes, right?

I could go on and on...but you get the picture. Teabagger Utopia!

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[Toucano]

2. Someone called for a pizza? n-t

[Patsy Stone]

5. Oh, goodbye to you...

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[nc4bo]

6. Seems like the rugrash's ass is burnin'. Road rash? Diaper Rash? Oh it's rugburn.. Bwahaha. nt

[bluethruandthru]

7. Just made my point!

and doesn't even know it! hahahahaha

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[Toucano]

11. Your mama?

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[Toucano]

16. What a vivid picture! Almost like you`ve been there a lot. n-t

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[Toucano]

29. So you're on the government payroll! Too rich!

Why don't you become self-sufficient and stop depending on the taxpayer?

[ingac70]

18. Meth is a republicon fix.

http://orangejuiceblog.com/2009/01/gop-politician-in-san-bernardino-hid-meth-addiction-and-gay-lifestyle/

[bluethruandthru]

14. We libs don't live in trailer parks....

we're all suckin off the gubmint tit, remember? We all live in mansions, drive cadillacs and get food stamps!

[Toucano]

19. Consistency is not their strong suit. n-t

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[Warren DeMontague]

24. Right.That's why Silicon Valley & New York City vote Dem & are full of trailers

Whereas Alabama and Mississippi are centers of economic growth and industry.

[redwitch]

27. Huh?

Oh, never mind, it's ok. I remember when I had my first beer.

[redwitch]

17. That does it!

I am adding you to my buddy list! :hug: You are absolutely adorable and I really mean that.

[redwitch]

10. LOL

Ya moran.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Go smoke a turd. The GOP is the home of fat, lazy, illiterate complainers.

No wonder you all support "abstinence"- even if you Beck/Limbaugh Pasty Fat-Ass Motherfuckers could find your dicks, you couldn't get non-inflatable dates in Vegas with a wad full of cash.

ps. Welcome to DU! :hi:

[cliffordu]

22. It's generally more effective to wait till you have a hundred posts or so and THEN

start with the ignorance.

By the way - Tell your mother she's still the sweetest, and to go get her shots, she's contagious.

[Swamp Rat]

26. LOLOLOL!!!!!!! ......... Welcome to DU!

:rofl: :hi:

Here, play with this... no 'rug burns' if you use enough KY:

[undergroundpanther]

33. Ky is for sissies

He likes the burn,you see,all power-mongers like playing infantile dependence and other perverted sex games .It's part of what makes them so pathological.

BTW Swamp Hi,and the swastika pasties on the coultergiest,it made me laugh.

[ima_sinnic]

34. +1! you de man Swampy

:yourock:

[Jackpine Radical]

42. One of your finest, Swamper.

Beautiful, brilliant.

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Too bad TX doesn't adjoin SC. Then again, what would be wrong with

throwing in the intervening states?

[Milspec]

39. Please

I now live in Oklahoma, Big change from Cali. The only way we can change this state is through immigration, it has a lot to offer. BYW I think this is post 1000!

[Jackpine Radical]

40. Congrats on the post count.

Anyway, I was counting on most of the Okies opting to head for TX, and the few sane Texans (at least half of whom post on this board) to head north & repopulate Oklahoma. Voila--problem solved.

[calimary]

4. I would hasten to add - when hurricane season hits hard, they can figure out

how to survive it and rebuild - BY THEMSELVES. They certainly won't want any federal assistance or FEMA intrusions, will they?

[bluethruandthru]

9. There won't be any hurricanes in teabagger utopia!

God only sends hurricanes to wipe out gays, commies, liberals and welfare queens! :sarcasm:

[undergroundpanther]

13. I think

letting the sociopath party secede would be great... except after about a generation, when they realize how incompetent they are at life and existing they will become jealous of our collective gains, our shared happiness and our shared prosperity and the kindness and innovativeness and creative power that a caring community with a liberal heart creates..In a fit of self righteous self pity, and delusional fits of envy and that sickening entitlement delusion they have has created nothing but failure..Bet you they'll find a reason, they'll make one up to war on us to pillage what they cannot create. Or a few of the more manipulative and covert among them may go stealth and infiltrate our system to get the more gullible or innocent among us to think they are not what they really are,which are dangerous narcissists ,authoritarian,and sociopath personalities. I know in a generation or two under self rule these pigs will be back trying to steal our county away and ruin everything for everyone all over again. Such is the way bullies operate,they can't do, so they take from others.

Sure let them secede , but to an island alone,than when whispers of war arise from facing their own failures,nuke them out of existence.

[bluethruandthru]

20. It'll drive them crazy (crazier?)

so the Fox Official News Agency will make up stories about how horrible it is living in the old USA.

[undergroundpanther]

28. the narcissistic

among them will get a messianic complex and declare war on us to save us...,(and of course the real reason underneath that vainglorious pity really is to take over, occupy,pillage,dehumanize and abuse the good old usa )

[my2sense]

37. Sounds like they could have Alaska n/t

[jwirr]

44. You know that fence they want to build? That can go around them to

keep them in.

[yurbud]

21. red states bitch more about taxes, but pay less than they take from federal gov't

they are the true welfare queens.

[bluethruandthru]

25. Don't tell that to our friendly troll in this thread! n/t

[undergroundpanther]

30. the burned?

Guess he got burned huh? Stupid is as stupid does..

[bluethruandthru]

31. Now why was the troll so pissed?

I was advocating giving him what he wants! They don't want to live among us. They think this country is a welfare state. They want all citizens to fend for themselves. That's just what I was proposing. :shrug:

[Toucano]

32. Did you catch the post where he said he is "in law enforcement"?

Depending on the taxpayer for his lavish lifestyle.

There's no pleasing them!

[bluethruandthru]

35. Really? That explains it!

He didn't like the part of my OP about tax dollars not going to fund police departments.
I'm sure he thinks he should be the ultimate judge of how taxpayer dollars should be spent!

[baldguy]

36. What they want is a christian-fascist dictatorship.

What they want is to rid the country of everyone who is the wrong color, or believes the wrong things. What they want is to have a govt small enough to drown is a bathtub, knowing full well that the majority of the people IS the govt.

[diane in sf]

38. Somalia is a nice, deregulated place they might enjoy as well.

[vademocrat]

41. Let 'em move to Somalia - they can test their survival of the fittest skills

[MisterP]

43. ugh, they DO want all that! they think that money = virtue

and generally think of themselves as the top-5-percenters
their copies of "The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress" and "Atlas Shrugged" always have pages stuck together
as Hofstadter noted, they think that employers begin by virtuously stinting themselves, giving them capital and letting them support "parasitic" laborers

[Hepburn]

45. And not allow them to immigrate to the U.S....

...and if they are here illegally, oh well...:evilgrin: