It's time for DU to PLAN OUR ANNUAL LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS !!!1!

[elehhhhna]

We're already practicing the Nativity pageant.

[NoPasaran]

1. !

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

2. Festivus for the rest of us!!!

[Touchdown]

3. I got my plans all drawn out!

[CTyankee]

13. Nice touch there! I like it!!!nt

[DollyM]

30. sorry, but your picture of guns pointed at children is very disturbing

There is enough real violence in the world against children without you cartooning up a piece

[DCKit]

33. Thanks for chiming in Dolly. The obligatory "Crazy Aunt" routine got me into the spirit. n/t

[Cleita]

4. Actually, I want to declare a war on Halloween this year, just for something

different.

[Nikki Stone1]

9. Just leave me the candy corn

You can declare war on the rest of it if you like.

[csziggy]

14. Wrong way around - celebrate Halloween, to defend it from the Xian war on it

Fundies hate that "pagan" and "Satanic" Halloween holiday. I think we should celebrate it with as much enthusiasm as possbile!

[Cirque du So-What]

5. May the peace of Dog be with you

Unless there's a sea change with regard to consumer confidence, retailers may find that there are more 'Christmas warriors' this season than at any time in living memory.

[stevedeshazer]

6. Fired Up! Ready To Go!

[katandmoon]

7. Well! Seasons Greetings to you, too!

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Boy, you're really rushing the season.

I usually don't start my WOC preparations until after we get done Paganizing the rug rats at Hallowe'en.

[SidDithers]

10. Yup. Recruiting has begun...

Sid

[ShortnFiery]

11. Oh goody, I'll be sure to bring the spirit of "a Cardinal."

:evilgrin:

[Jack Rabbit]

12. Bah, Humbug!

!!

[GrilledCheeses]

15. finally a war I support

[karnac]

16. I have a couple of recruits for ya!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

17. I'm not up for it this year...

I may just make war on Pearl Harbor Day.

[flvegan]

18. For starters, please call it Xmas as God intended.

[MichiganVote]

19. Ummm...thinkin' its a good time to give a couple copies of Ted Kennedy's Book, Compass

And I'd like to pass out some abortion coupons in front of a local church.

[Holly_Hobby]

20. I'm busy fighting the War on Easter

[Manifestor_of_Light]

21. This is my battle cry:

AXIAL TILT IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!!!

For my totally-non-christian secular Christmas.

Meanwhile, let's organize the Solstice and Saturnalia blow outs.

[autorank]

22. doG

Hey man, I've been freaked out about Xmas for decades ever since I heard that stupid pornographic
song, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus." I was so horrified when I heard it as a tyke. I thought
it was a literal description of some strange custom. I heard it last year and commented on the
repulsiveness of the song only to find out that daddy was dressed up like Santa Claus. OMG, it's
a fetish thing.

[Swamp Rat]

23. Battle stations!!!

[karnac]

24. Remember,

Jesus is a white racist word!!!

[Earth_First]

25. Already?!

How can I help?

[alfredo]

26. Ban all Pagan practices. That will destroy Christmas. Let's instead, make

Easter the fun holiday. We can do that by returning to the Pagan meaning and traditions of Easter.

Because we don't really know how they celebrated the Spring Equinox, we can make it up as we go along, you know, like all other religious holidays. Bring your Festivus pole if you wish.

Happy Ostara!

[rhett o rick]

27. Be sure and keep Billo informed. nt

[surrealAmerican]

28. Does that mean we're skipping ...

... the war on Thanksgiving this year?

I didn't get the memo.

[abo]

29. is that a boston terrier?

I like that breed.

[leeroysphitz]

31. I saY we make Santa gay this year. A bear (duh!) We can make him wear assless red leather chaps and

he and Blitzen can get married in the first gay bestiality marriage ceremony (just to make Santorum happy).

[Sebastian Doyle]

38. Nah, we don't have to go to the beastiality thing.

Why would Santa do that when he could marry Herbie the gay dentist-elf?

[shadowknows69]

32. Already thinking of a poem.

Don't bring me no Ho Ho Ho
I'll cap your ass and bury you in the snow.
I'll burn every Christmas tree right down to the root
Then maybe see how many elves my niner can shoot
Gonna keep the phatest gifts for my own Christmas cheer
And if that bunny won't chill this Spring, I'll cut his <bleepin> ears.

[Iggo]

34. Scintillating Solstice to one and all!

[Confusious]

35. Surround FOX!

And bombard them with fruit cake!

[and-justice-for-all]

36. I do not recognize xmass, I WIN! nt

[chollybocker]

37. Fabulous!! I'll bring rice-krispie treats!! Enough for everyone!!

[DangerousRhythm]

39. Might I suggest proper apparel for battle?

:rofl:

[dipsydoodle]

40. Vinnie is ready