Morose in Monday's Brutal Month? . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying (between sobs): "America, I cry every time I think of what our great nation has become. . . . When we started, we knew what to do. . . . If we thought there were witches among us, . . . we took care of business. . . . Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying we were right, . . . only that we knew what to do and we did it. . . . We were bold . . . Maybe headstong, but we CARED! . . . We were people of action . . . . But now we see progressives and liberals running around among us babbling all sorts of nonsense . . . and not only do we not do anything, we facilitate them . . . That's what makes me so sad! . . . . America, think about what our forefathers and foremothers would have done. . . ."

[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. "America, right this moment I'm making in my pants."

[HopeHoops]

2. "Two Million? I never said two Million. I said TWO MILFS, and I spotted at LEAST three."

The failure hurts, eh penis head?

[RoccoR5955]

3. A visual substitute for Syrup of Ipecac n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "And I'm doubly upset, because my Fedrick's of Hollywood

order was misplaced in transit."

[skip fox]

5. "I remember when I was a boy and my father would punish me for

doing something wrong . . . . Like cutting someone's hair in her sleep . . . or tying down cats or dogs . . . or experimenting with little kids . . . .just the sort of stuff boys do . . . And he'd send me to my room with out supper, when it was almost like I hadn't done anything wrong at all."

[skip fox]

6. "And the last time I cried on camera, I looked down at my desk

after the cameras were off, and believe me, my tears had formed into three puddles exactly the shape of Iran, Mongolia, and North Korea, which means something big is coming. . . . I'll bet my critics will just say I'm being crazy again, but we know bet4er."

[Warren DeMontague]

7. I shit myself. Can someone get Tucker Carlson in here to change me? nt

[spanone]

8. ' i want my maypo '