LOL! Reason no. 1 why America needs national health care...

[n2doc]

[LiberalEsto]

1. That says it all

I hope whatever plan passes has good provisions for mental health care.

[Jackpine Radical]

2. Do you have any idea how fucken hard it is

to get anybody committed these days?

[Lasher]

3. I think they're the ones Saint Ronnie turned loose.

Well maybe not. An impaired friend once told me that just because she's crazy it doesn't mean she's stupid. These teabaggers are stooped above all else.

[tavalon]

4. Absolutely true

You can treat mental illness. I think stoopid is incurable.

[DKRC]

5. You can't fix stupid.

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. ~ Ron White

Truer words were never spoken.

[Lasher]

6. OK here's a joke.

A driver's wheel comes off in front of an asylum. He retrieves the wheel but the lug nuts are hopelessly lost. He tells a patient inside the asylum fence that he has no choice but to call for help. The patient suggests to the driver that he take one lug nut from each of the other wheels and use them for the other one until he can drive somewhere to buy what he needs.

Our driver wonders how it could be that the patient came up with this wonderful solution, being that he is a patient at the asylum. The patient replied, "Just because I'm crazy it doesn't mean I'm stupid."

[DKRC]

7. OK here's an answer

Good one :rofl: