Hahaahah!!! Delay Is "Hurt" On Dancing With The Stars!

[BlooInBloo]

Just heard on msnbc now - sounded like he's out, and won't appear.

Yah - "hurt".

[musette_sf]

1. and how i wanted to see him do the Teabag Tango!

[nc4bo]

2. Couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow. That is all. nt

[oldtime dfl_er]

3. Which one of his

two left feet did he break? (or should that be his two right feet?)

[CatWoman]

4. bwahahahahahahahahaha

:hi:

[BlooInBloo]

Aw shit - *you're* deleting my posts now? I'm DOOMED!

:P

Hiya hon!

[CatWoman]

10. !!!!

:rofl:

[Stevenmarc]

5. He pulled his Palin

[trueblue2007]

27. hahahahahahaha I am SO GLAD he is off

I can't STAND Tom Delay

[Vickers]

6. I hope he doesn't lose his house because of medical bills.

:eyes:

[cali]

7. I can only hope that this injury will provide him with nagging pain

for many years.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Maybe someone's foot got stuck up his ass.

[Warpy]

11. Yeah, with a four inch spike heel shoe on it.

I'm grateful he didn't make it through the training and no poor woman will have to put up with his sweating and cigar breath on the show.

Somehow, I have the sneaking suspicion it also has something to do with people writing in and threatening not to watch any segment he appeared in.

[flvegan]

9. Has he seen a trial yet on his indictments?

Just wondering why he's a free man to begin with...

[NoPasaran]

13. DeLay's indictments are bogged down in legalistic trench warfare

I doubt there will ever be a trial in our lifetimes.

[Soylent Brice]

33. sssssshhhhhhh!!

the amurikan sheeple forgot about that pesky stuff.

no sense in bringing that up now. we need to be worried for him and his brave and patriotic injury, dancing on a show devoid of any intellect that enforces the idea that you too, yes all of you criminals, can one day shake that bad history off your back and dance with the STARS!!!

[Berry Cool]

12. I wish it were impossible for him to dance

because his ankles were shackled together.

Now THAT's the problem he should have.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. Did someone accidentally spray him with a can of Raid?

[eppur_se_muova]

15. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

:evilgrin: (thanks to John Cleese for that line!)

[BlooInBloo]

16. Now they're saying a "stress fracture" and that he'll still perform...

I don't believe it. Star for a DUer says he never goes on.

[malaise]

17. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I was hoping for him to come crashing to the ground while I was watching. Stress fracture - delayed indeed. :rofl:

[Are_grits_groceries]

36. Cheryl probably

"Burked" him!

[hamsterjill]

18. As expected!

I was expecting this weasel to either cancel because of some made-up injury, or else use an injury as a convenient excuse to perform badly if indeed he does perform.

[pdxmom]

19. "May" have a stress fracture in his foot. DWTS doesn't mess with

stuff like that, and would have had him go to the doctor to determine any actual injury. This is just crap to excuse the craptastic performance we're sure to see.

[WeDidIt]

20. Oh great. This will be his excuse for being eliminated in round 1

:eyes:

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

21. hammer toe?

[chaplainM]

22. Maybe in the near future

His cell mate can teach him a few moves.

[Hawkowl]

23. Thank you universe!

I'm not ashamed to admit it is only one of two shows that I try to regularly watch on tv. Delay would've ruined it for me.

[JBoy]

24. Just a little "Bugman Boogie" Bursitis.

Walk it off.

[Why Syzygy]

25. A pulled groin muscle.

I hope.

[WillieW]

35. Nope sorry, he hurt his foot.

http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/09/15/tom-delay-injured-while-rehearsing-for-dancing-with-the-stars/

[wryter2000]

26. LMAO

:rofl: Saweet. :rofl:

[Lugnut]

28. Aww. What a shame.

:rofl:

[IntravenousDemilo]

29. Probably a recurrence of whatever condition it was that kept him out of Vietnam. n/m

[Ezlivin]

30. Delay never did have a leg to stand on

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

31. Break a neck, Tom delay.

[jesus_of_suburbia]

32. Love it! Can't wait to see who replaces him!

[WonderGrunion]

34. In professional wrestiling, when a performer has legal issues

they fake an injury with him at a televised event to explain his absence.

Maybe the bugman is about to plea bargain a deal?