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Tue Sep-15-09 04:26 PM
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| BREAKING: Biblical miracle of the loaves and fishes finally explained! |
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Edited on Tue Sep-15-09 04:26 PM by ddeclue
Jesus was able to feed the "5000" with only five loaves of bread and two fish because the "crowd" was a group of Glenn Beck's 912 Project teabaggers!
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| mike_c
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Tue Sep-15-09 04:28 PM
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Tue Sep-15-09 04:52 PM
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Tue Sep-15-09 07:15 PM
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| 10. nah, it's the Dude... |
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Edited on Tue Sep-15-09 07:16 PM by mike_c
I've got way more grey hair than that!
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| Mabus
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Tue Sep-15-09 04:30 PM
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| 2. that explains the leftovers |
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Edited on Tue Sep-15-09 04:33 PM by Mabus
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| tridim
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Tue Sep-15-09 04:30 PM
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| 3. Good one! But I always assumed it was because some guy made it up.. |
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wrote it down, and called it the word of god.
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Tue Sep-15-09 04:34 PM
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| 5. It is a little known fact, but acid was discovered LONG before the 60's. |
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Tue Sep-15-09 04:34 PM
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| 4. But as soon as Jesus healed someone, they'd turn on him |
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After all, there's no such thing as "free" healthcare: Someone has to pay for it.
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| ddeclue
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Tue Sep-15-09 04:36 PM
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| 6. That damned hippy pinko commie Jesus!!111!1! |
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Giving away free food and healthcare like that!
The nerve of him.
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Tue Sep-15-09 05:33 PM
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| 9. that would make a good cartoon |
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Lazarus rising from the dead and condemning Jesus for free health care.
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Tue Sep-15-09 04:46 PM
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| 7. Any one have the numbers on |
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portapoties in relationship to crowd?
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