Snark time, 1.8

[AnnInLa]

You guys are so creative, and I am badly in need of a smile or two. Badly.

1.8 million people were in line at the DMV today. I almost didn't get my license renewed.

Your turn!

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Beck KNOWS it was over a million

because he had to take his shoes off to do the count.

[spanone]

2. i've told you a million times, quit exaggerating

[berni_mccoy]

3. Here, this might make you smile

I don't have anything to 1.8 this... but

"I can haz super powers"

[AnnInLa]

6. Ooooh, that is SO smile-worthy

Thanks!

[Roland99]

4. We get the warhead and we'll hold the world ransom for....

1.8 meeelyun dollars!

[SpiralHawk]

5. I went to the Kwik-E-Mart today to complain about my losing lottery scratch ticket

There were 2.6 million other people in line waiting to articulate similar whines & sour grapes. We thought of ourselves as Ultimate Patriots as we guzzled our red, white & blue Slurpies.

[AnnInLa]

8. LOL

new football team....Ultimate Patriots....the Ups

[Schema Thing]

7. "Sir, there were two Brazilian protesters on the mall today..."

[AnnInLa]

10. that is too clever!

can I use it on twitter, if I credit you?

[Schema Thing]

15. sure thing!

[flvegan]

9. Since you DID get it renewed, either you were towards the front of the line, or

you have one HELL of a DMV.

[AnnInLa]

11. you betcha

I think

[boobooday]

12. Jon & Kate plus 1.8!

:rofl:

[grantcart]

13. 1.8 million advertisers have stopped advertising on Glenn Beck's show

[Historic NY]

14. So backward we have on-line renewal..DMV never sees me.

[slampoet]

16. My penis is 1.8 million long.

[nolabear]

17. Atoms? Microns? Schnauzers?

1.8 million inquiring minds want to know!