MrScorpio
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:21 AM
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Poll question: Humor me: If you were a Republican how would you solve the nation's problems? |
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Make sure to chose the best Republican solution.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:26 AM
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1. this is clearly a push poll |
MrScorpio
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:27 AM
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2. This OP is about as Republican as can be |
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Of course, it's a push poll
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:29 AM
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3. I'd add "Invade Canada" just for shits and giggles |
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:34 AM
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7. Rescue them from their horrible healthcare! |
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You can giggle on your own time, mister.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:33 AM
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4. survival of the fittest |
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:34 AM
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5. Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage |
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Which, after all, is the true source of all our problems, including rising rates of uncle abuse and the rash of teens using the 12-letter "s" word.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:34 AM
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6. Oh you forgot to make one choice |
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Start a war... that solves all problems.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:40 AM
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8. National Day of Prayer |
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And it damn well better be the right prayer!
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:48 AM
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9. You forgot to add : Kick out all those illegals. |
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Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 11:49 AM by tinrobot
...and make sure 'true Americans' get to have their guns.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:49 AM
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10. yes--and spank the children everyday |
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:50 AM
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11. I would send trillions to Wall Street, then force everyone to buy private health insurance. |
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:52 AM
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find a small resource rich nation ripe for the picking. Begin immediate demonization of said country and get your battle plan on! W00T!! USA! USA! USA!
*rolling my eyes at the thought of it*
Julie
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:01 PM
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18. When has that ever worked. Oops, forgot we were pretending to be republicans. |
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Need to beat my head against the door jam a few times before I answer.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:55 AM
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13. Push for a new Statute |
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one that denies that any of these problems exist. Add a sub-referendum eradicating the eleventh day of September. September 31 will be added. First day of spring will remain September 22 to avoid confusion.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:55 AM
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pass out suicide pills to my party.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:55 AM
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:00 PM
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16. Well, Hank, If *I* were a Republican... |
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I would solve the nations problems by killing myself and encouraging all of my fellow Republicans to do the same.
But then, I'm not a Republican.
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:00 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 12:00 PM by Leftist Agitator
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:02 PM
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:03 PM
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20. "Cuz suicide is painless...it brings forth many changes...and I can take or leave it if I please..." |
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:06 PM
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22. I cried the first time I heard that. A very emotional movie at the time. nt |
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:05 PM
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21. Change the flag salute to "one nation, under a very forgiving and wonderful God, with..." |
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I would add sarcasm here if I thought it'd help.
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:12 PM
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23. And then scream "NO!" and "YOU LIE!" - but if they were REALLY capable of honesty. |
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You know the word they would use.
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:18 PM
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24. If I were a Republican.... it would be in my DNA to CREATE problems, not to solve them... |
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...so the only solution would be suicide.
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Wed Sep-16-09 01:04 PM
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25. The question is an oxymoron |
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It's like asking, "if you were an open flame, how would you cool things down?"
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Thu Sep-17-09 08:41 AM
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26. No option for suicide? n/t |
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