Take Wednesday to the woodshed. . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying: "I don't believe it!! Who would???? . . . It's crazy! . . . On the tape you can see the Acorn employee flat-out admitting to pre-mediated murder!!!!! . . . You'd think that anyone who'd even begin to believe this would be stark-raving nuts! . . . But then I saw it with my own eyes! . . . And, I gotta tell ya, I'M A BELIEVER!!!!"


This needs seen to be believed (from DU's Home Page):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x372230

[KansDem]

1. WOW!!! Looks like his head is embedded within three sets of parentheses!

Wonder what that means?

pa·ren·the·sis (p-rnth-ss)
n. pl. par·en·the·ses (-sz)
1. Either or both of the upright curved lines, ( ), used to mark off explanatory or qualifying remarks in writing or printing or enclose a sum, product, or other expression considered or treated as a collective entity in a mathematical operation.
2.
a. A qualifying or amplifying word, phrase, or sentence inserted within written matter in such a way as to be independent of the surrounding grammatical structure.
b. A comment departing from the theme of discourse; a digression.
3. An interruption of continuity; an interval: "This is one of the things I wasn't prepared forthe amount of unfilled time, the long parentheses of nothing" (Margaret Atwood).

I'll take "2b..."

[skip fox]

2. Then he would be a diversion in the middle of a disjunction of a digression?

An anal belch amid the discourse of the universe. Something the polite pretend not to hear.

[YOY]

3. FRRRBBBBBbbbb... "Oh...my ass just had another idea!"

n/t

[HopeHoops]

4. "I think I just poopied my Sponge Bob undies."

"Happens all the time."

[skip fox]

5. "Listen, America, I happen to be a cultured guy . . . I even listen to opera sometimes . . .

Did you ever see the one where Rocky had on the fat-lady's dress and Bullwinkle was serenading him dressed like a Viking? . . . I'm really kind of a music lover."

[lasttrip]

6. "Don't confuse me with the facts...

otherwise my brain will explode and there will be shit everywhere."

[TxRider]

7. "Oops, I think that was more than a fart"

[Nikki Stone1]

8. "Transmission from our alien overlords in progress."

:)

[jotsy]

9. I'm the luckiest man alive, folks.I have exclusive and irrefutable proof of the scoop of the century

the media moment of the millenium. Evidence has surfaced that our mother earth it turns out is flat after all. Didn't some of us just know that with every fiber of our American being. Doesn't if feel goooood to be vindicated?

[skip fox]

10. The link in the original post is to a video (DU) which is incredibly informative. The Acorn worker

is obviously fooling with the filmmaker and false applicant (which might not have been a good idea), but Fox doesn't even check if her husband is alive or dead before they broadcast the B.S.

Further, I have seen later videos where they have cut of the last section (where she says she murdered her husband) and play the rest as though it was real. CLEAR-CUT obfuscation.

[skip fox]

11. Tell people about this video. It's very important.

n/t

[TxRider]

12. "Yo Obama, Imma let you finish, but Reagan had the best presidency of all time!!

[NecklyTyler]

13. In my right ear the voices tell me to oppose Cap and Trade, but in this ear the voices tell me ...