Buy a puppy from a Moran:

[Are_grits_groceries]

http://www.amyoops.com/

Wonder if Homeland Security knows about this?

[havocmom]

1. Ah, terrorists with puppy dog eyes

Just what the world needs.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

2. Terror cell

[HopeHoops]

3. Quick - Call Glenn Beck!

He'll have a squad of "morans" out there to shoot them by morning.

[backwoodsbob]

4. with our groundhogs and field mice

we could use a terrorist pup or two :yoiks: :yoiks:

[Cerridwen]

5. That should be "terrierist". My fellow terrier "owners" will know

whereof I speak.

[boobooday]

15. Indeed

I am harboring one right now.

[gatorboy]

6. Well "socialized"

We know what that means...

[Minimus]

7. As a JRT owner (I have had three) - terrorist is a perfect description-

They are definitely a fun, energetic, mischievous breed and can cause much havoc in your life. I have loved and adored all of mine and yes, through the years, I have referred to them as terrorists.

[proud patriot]

9. !

yep took the words out of my mouth

[chollybocker]

8. Contact dog trainer M. Vick at 555-....

[zbdent]

10. but then you have adorable "Shitty" dogs in the next one ...

:evilgrin:

[Yunomi]

11. And on a similar note...

My favorite pet ad of all time offered a "cherry bomb condor" for sale. We could only guess they really had a cherry headed conure, also known as a red head or red masked conure.

[tabbycat31]

12. send that to Jay Leno

that should be read with the "Siberian Hussy" puppies.

[DainBramaged]

13. Parson's Russell Terriers

Formally known as the Jack Russell Terrier, the Parson Russell is now recognized by the American Kennel Club. This small, compact, athletic dog looks like a less refined working Fox Terrier. White (at least 51%) with reddish black, tan, or brown markings, especially in the head and tail. The skull is flat between the ears, then tapering. The stop is defined, but not abrupt. The nose is black and the almond-shaped eyes are dark. The v-shaped ears fold forward. The Parson Russell has a flexible body and fairly small chest (easily spanned by the average man's hands) to enable him to go to ground after his prey. The docked tail is carried gaily and set fairly high. Comes in smooth, broken, and wire-haired varieties. The broken coat is a cross of rough and smooth coat - long body hair, a slightly fuzzy face and a smooth head.


http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/parsonrussellterrier.htm

[Motown_Johnny]

14. well socialized, no wonder they are terrorists