Junkdrawer
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:37 PM
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Poll question: Limbaugh vs. Beck: Who could bite the heads off more chickens in an hour? |
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Limbaugh and Beck are in a race to the bottom: Who can spew the most jaw droppingly hateful lies. Today they both took shots at President Jimmy Carter. Beck: Calling out racism is like using children as suicide bombers.Limbaugh:"Jimmy Carter is the nation's hemorrhoid, folks; we don't have a tube of Prep H big enough"So I say we cut to the chase and settle this thing in true Circus Geek fashion. Limbaugh vs. Beck: Who could bite the heads off more chickens in an hour?
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:40 PM
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1. Uh, Rush? The guy with the humongous hemorrhoid is Glenn... |
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There is no tube of Prep H big enough to get Glenn's head out of his ass...
Or yours...
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:41 PM
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2. Well, Limbaugh has the weight advantage |
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But for sheer, manic psychoses, you have to put your money on Beck.
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:47 PM
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5. You get the feeling that Beck would go.... |
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where even Limbaugh fears to tread.
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:53 PM
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Beck could freak out Limbaugh. No question.
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:41 PM
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3. Rash Limpballs - because domestic pigs have huge stomachs |
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:46 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:49 PM
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6. To borrow a tagline from the cheesy Alien v. Predator movie: "Whoever wins...we lose." nt |
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:52 PM
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7. You know that's where it's headed. I say let's skip the preliminaries... |
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and go straight for the Main Event.
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:52 PM
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8. I say limbagh, becuase I think that beck would only eat the chicken's ass. |
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:54 PM
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10. I say limbagh, becuase I think that beck would only eat the chicken's ass. |
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:55 PM
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Oxycotin gives ya the munchies. :D
Just weigh them!
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Wed Sep-16-09 08:57 PM
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12. neither, though the act itself is despicable, neither has the requisite |
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courage to face a live chicken, human to bird.
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Wed Sep-16-09 09:27 PM
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Rush is an evil monster. He would eat his grandmother for a fix. Beck is a mentally challenged clown. He would be more likely to dress up like a chicken.
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Wed Sep-16-09 09:31 PM
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14. Y'all are crazy. Have you seen Beck's teeth? OxyRush won't even show his. |
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I'm thinking "meth-mouth".
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Wed Sep-16-09 09:54 PM
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15. I have to go with Beck... |
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especially if they have to catch them first. I'm sure Rush is no slouch at scarfing down chicken heads (or anything else, for that matter), but Beck has definitely got that classic circus geek physique going for him.
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Wed Sep-16-09 09:56 PM
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16. Limbaugh is a chickenhawk from way back so he'd have the advantage |
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And I intend the several meanings of the term "chickenhawk".
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Thu Sep-17-09 09:33 AM
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Thu Sep-17-09 09:35 AM
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18. Beck wins the day, but Rush gets the lifetime achievement award. |
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Thu Sep-17-09 09:35 AM
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19. Both would probably choke their chicken first. |
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