Teach Thursday to Tango . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

Fed Dreck is saying: "After I heard about air quotes, I thought that was a great idea. . . . After all, if the air had something to say, it was probably important and I for sure wanted to hear it. . . . But it never made sense. . . . I'd sit outside all day waiting. . . . Nothing. . . But one thing I got is patience."

[beac]

1. "Little Glenny Foo-Foo hoppin' through the forest,

picking' up all the oligarhs and boppin' em on the head!"

[musette_sf]

3. + 1

[skip fox]

2. "I can tell my staff love me . . . cause each time they say how smart and handsome and wonderful

I am . . . they like to use air quotes . . . Like they're quoting from a book . . . on how great and stuff I am."

[skip fox]

4. "And don't you think it's odd that adults always use air quotes when they talk about Santa?"

:)

[HopeHoops]

5. "He's the meanest rabbit YOU'VE ever seen - with big teeth and claws!"

"You silly old fart."

[beac]

6. Clearly, he's not an Arrested Development fan otherwise he'd KNOW about the dangers of

drinking and air quoting!








Beck is too much of a tool to appreciate AD, but ten bucks says he's a "never nude." ;)

[grantcart]

7. and the doctor said " schizophrenic medication" had improved greatly

[lunatica]

8. I have two sock puppets and that makes me twice as smart

[DefenseLawyer]

9. My years as a wacky morning show DJ made me "smart"

Thank god I can share my vast knowledge of 70's album rock and my uncanny ability to "hit the post" with a grateful nation.