DUMBEST JEOPARDY CONTESTANT EVER!

[tularetom]

Wolf Blitzer on celebrity Jeopardy just now finsihed up the Double Jeopardy round $4,600 in the red.

Normally that would disqualify him from the Final Jeopardy round but apparently there is a policy to let all celbrities play.

So they gave him $1,00 and let him in.

It was friggin hilarious! Some of his answers were unbelieviably stupid.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The Magistrate]

1. The Fella Is An Ignorant waste Of Space, Sir, No Question

It used to be newspapermen were expected to know things, indeed to know something concerning a great many things....

[jasi2006]

25. Wolf is unqualified to anything except read the script they place

in his hands and using the talking points his owners give him.

[TahitiNut]

57. He's sure got that "slapped up the back of the head" look ... all that's missing is the drool.

Maybe that's why he wears the beard ... to soak up the drool.

[yourout]

2. Seems appropriate though.

[smokey nj]

3. Poor Wolf. I guess they didn't have any questions about the smell of Dick Cheney's ass.

[ccharles000]

7. eww

x(

[beac]

31. I'll take "Things That Are Going To Give Me Nightmares Tonight" for $100, Alex.

:rofl:

[Joe Bacon]

45. "I'll take Republican Asses I've Kissed for $1,000 Alex"

Now, if that was a category The Bearded Leslie would have cleaned up!

[beac]

60. Double Jeopardy: "This fairy tale outfit fooled the shepard."

Blitzer: "What is a sheep in wolf's clothing?"

Trebek: "No, that's YOU, you dimwitted hack."

[rusty charly]

4. He got the Wall Street Bailout Treatment

"You drove yourself into a financial pit, but we'll wipe clean your debt and just hand your money so you can continue to lose"

[BlooInBloo]

5. hahahah! Call Wil Ferrell STAT!

:rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. People are now actually dying of cancer because Wolf Blitzer sucked so bad.

Sean Connery couldn't believe how stupid Wolf is.

They could have dug up Robert Novak and he would have done better. No, I mean that literally.

[enlightenment]

9. I missed Sean Connery??

ARGH.

How did he do?

[Bozita]

27. Wouldn't have made a whole lot of difference. The real Wolf blitzer = the SNL Sean Connery

Vegas says it's even.

on edit: I've just purified both my bodily and grammatical fluids.

[BlooInBloo]

42. That's why I called for Wil Ferrell. That'll be a GREAT episode!

[subcomhd]

36. to bring tonight's DU experience full circle

I'll take "the rapists" for $200, Alex.

[enlightenment]

56. I don't know what you're talking about - I'll assume

it's some rumor or such.

Whatever.

or, on edit: "Marnie"? I'd forgotten about that film.

[Joe Bacon]

8. Only -4600?????

I was figuring that the Bearded Leslie would have passed the -10,000 mark!

[rpannier]

13. It's only because they finally started shutting his buzzer off periodically

so he could avoid the embarrasment

[Submariner]

10. He worked for the right Reverend Pat Robertson for years....and it shows n/t

[Canuckistanian]

14. He did?

I never knew that.

Holy shit, I just googled it....

[Mojambo]

11. Wow. It's pretty hard to suck that bad at Jeopardy.

I mean, no one is forcing you to buzz in.

Stop trying to answer questions!

[rpannier]

15. In fairness they questions required more than

saying yes or no
and
raising your hand

[Bicoastal]

12. Did Andy Richter win?

I hope so--he's a good egg.

[Faygo Kid]

20. Nearly $70,000. Yeah, he won.

Big time.

[K8-EEE]

16. He couldn't have been worse than Ollie North!

They were giving him just the easiest questions in categories like "Military" and he also only played Final because of the celeb rule.

[d_b]

17. video here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdF5SAy4CM

[woo me with science]

30. And here is Part 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcWs-MFOQWQ



(I posted them again down below before I saw your post)

[woo me with science]

32. ....

oops. misposted.

[TahitiNut]

58. It took Wolf Blitzer's cluelessness to make Dana Delany look well-informed.

:rofl:

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

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LOL

[akbacchus_BC]

18. You beat me to it, dumb as a rock he is, LOL. He's in negative!

[Faygo Kid]

19. I missed three questions total in both rounds. Three. Wolfie was dumb as a brick.

Thought the winner was a bright guy, although the questions were unbelievably easy. They need to dump celebrity jeopardy; it's too stupid for words.

Unless they had the REAL Sean Connery on. Along with Darrell Hammond, and Jay Leno ('Jaywalking"). I would pay to see that.

[seabeyond]

21. that is funny. that is so fuckin funny. bah hahaha. lol. think he learned anything

and i am not talking about answers to questions.

funny

[rufus dog]

22. Alex should have gone SNL on him

Wolf - spell CNN.

[akbacchus_BC]

23. No, Alex should not have given him $1,000 to continue to still play,

he guessed the right answer 'Ronald Regan' but he still ended up last with $2,000. What a dumbass!!

[Lex]

33. He was playing for a charity so that's why

they all get to go into final Jeopardy, even if in the red at the end of Double Jeopardy. So the charity ends up with something even if a total dumbass is playing for them.

[akbacchus_BC]

35. Lex, but still, he is such a dumbass, he should have been escorted

out of the room and not allowed to go into final Jeopardy! I maintain, Blitzer is a dumbass!

[katandmoon]

24. Sorry I missed it! It's not like celebrity Jeopardy is hard anyway, it's so easy it's embarrassing

[woo me with science]

26. Oh, I hope it's on youtube! nt

[woo me with science]

29. Watch it here:

Heh heh heh.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdF5SAy4CM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcWs-MFOQWQ

[mitchum]

28. "What is a stupid right wing mouthpiece with a ridiculous name?"

[woo me with science]

34. Alex tried to reassure Wolf by stressing that Andy "was fast on the buzzer."

Frankly, I think that little bit of patronizing was only more embarrassing for Wolf.

[Initech]

37. And Sean Connery has the lead with -$16.400.

[swishyfeet]

38. AHAHAHA!!

Going into final jeopardy it was Andy Richter: 39,000 Wolf -4600

Andy finished the game with $68,000.

[d_b]

39. ... I know kung fu

[toandme]

40. Duhhh!

[BlooInBloo]

41. hahahaha! "What is fettucini"!!!! BWAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!

[donheld]

43. A fun Jeopardy would be

Sarah Palin, George W, and Dan Quayle.

[slay]

44. He should be ashamed to call himself a "journalist" - see the rehearsal from last nights Conan here:

http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/andy-does-celebrity-jeopardy-091609/1158143/

Wolf ended up in the red during rehearsal too - funny shit from Andy. CNN should be ASHAMED to have someone like that who "claims" to be a journalist.

On a brighter note - Yay Andy Richter! Dude is smart and funny. Glad to see him kickin some ass!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

52. "Here comes Wolf Blitzer." -dirty look- "Is Wolf short for something?"

+1

[Brother Buzz]

59. Wolfie

He was named after his mothers father, Wolf.

[njlib]

46. Please tell me

he didn't end up saying "Suck it, Trebek"!!!!!!!

[Blue_Tires]

47. he couldn't even get any answers right in the "famous titties" category?

"Not a fan of the ladies, EH, TREBEK??"

[joanski0]

48. That really was hilarious!

I knew Wolf was dumb, but Wow! He's really, really dumb. Funniest Jeopardy program ever.

[rucky]

49. Proof again that comedians are much smarter than newscasters.

[gatorboy]

50. When I saw scenes of him playing on Conan the other night I honestly thought it was a joke.

Sadly it wasn't. This guy is an anchor? Really?????

[Mudoria]

51. I'm sorry I missed it.. Blitzer has never seemed that bright to me anyway

I do remember seeing Michael McKean on there a while back and for some reason I stereotyped him for the comedic roles he has played. Dumb on my part as Mr. McKean is one intelligent human being. He kicked butt on Jeopardy...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

53. Sounds like Wolf had Maria Bartiromo as a study partner.

Category: The Capital, for $100
A: In 1989 hundreds of pro-democracy demonstrators were killed by the military at Tiananmen Square in this capital.
Q: Maria buzzes in and makes a face for five seconds. A five second face, to her dismay, is incorrect. Armed with a functioning buzzer, Maria prepares to actually verbalize a question next time.

[WeDidIt]

54. Well, since Pat Robertson gave him his start as a "journalist" on CBN

what do you expect?

[dugaresa]

55. Andy Richter is very well read and intelligent seems like a nice guy too.