Does Glenn Beck know who Jack Abramoff is?

[Trocadero]

[pkdu]

1. Yes..

former democratic fundraiser.

/Sarc-off

[stevedeshazer]

2. Yes. His long-lost abusive dad.

:)

[EmilyAnne]

6. Didn't Beck's father commit suicide? Or was it his mother and a sibling? Can't remember.

But, yeah, he probably got whipped a whole lot as a kid.

[Rex]

9. His mom drank herself to death when he was young.

[Rex]

3. Glenn doesn't know much about anything. All he does is bloat and floam

at the mouth for an hour. How anyone would ever pay a creature like that to open his mouth is what is wrong with America.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

4. Probably not.

Most conservatives live in a bubble where if it's not mentioned on FAUX Snooze or NewsMax, they don't know what it is. I have an O'Reilly watching friend who didn't have any idea what I was talking about when I mentioned "Loofa", "Falafal" and "Andrea Makris".

[Rex]

5. Well in all fairness, I doubt Bill openly talks about his problem

with sticking a vibrator up his butt while trying to force a fellow employee to masturbate on the phone so he could get off on the other end.

[EmilyAnne]

7. That was a falafel! His microwave wasn't working, so he was trying to warm it up.

Or was it a loofah?

[Rex]

8. No one really knows, legend has it he found a way to breed loofahs with falafels.

You don't even want to guess how he does it.

[DefenseLawyer]

10. Glenn is a disk jockey with a high school education

Why anyone expects him to know anything at all is a mystery to me.