Be afraid...Be very afraid...

[kentuck]

Obama is going to take away all your freedoms. He's going to have government-run health-care for us all. He is removing all of our missiles from Europe. He is spending trillions and trillions of dollars and breaking our country. He is creating his own military force to take over. He is a socialist that was not born in America. He is a liar. He is the anti-Christ. He is going to kill our grandma. Be very afraid.

:sarcasm:

[secondwind]

1. yawn........

[KatyMan]

2. He wants to kill us all

I posted this yesterday on the Houston Chronicle's comments page regarding the missile thing:

Now now jkugler, don't be confusing things here with a bunch of facts. We need to fear that Russia is going to attack Georgia, and Iran is going to bomb Poland and the Czech Republic just to prove that they can, and also sneakily create a nuclear holocaust wiping out the entire Middle East (including themselves). Meanwhile, Russia will turn west and invade Poland, but will wait for the WWII anniversary to do it, and then bring down another Iron Curtain as Putin re-establishes the USSR. Oh, and Obama will fund it all with taxpayer money taken ONLY from republicans because he culled their names from census data, and they will be made poor, and put out of their houses so that illegals can live in them. Dastardly plans...

[kentuck]

3. They are using fear as a weapon...

very effectively.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. It's what they do when they have nothing to offer.

[Crazy Dave]

4. When you give that type of speech....

You have to remember to keep saying his middle name over an over.

[Uben]

5. Uh.......

....you left out that he's gonna take away all our guns, Kentuck.

He may even eat all our children!

[Orrex]

6. During the campaign, a neighbor down the street had some wild ideas

He thought that Obama would institute a policy allocating one white woman to every black man who wanted one.

Note, of course, that my neighbor isn't racist, no sir! He was just worried about what would happen to our country if one of, you know, them got into office.

Well, here we are, eight months in, and the reallocation hasn't yet reached my neighborhood.


Anyone else?

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. I came out of my bunker to read your post, but now

I heading back down because they're going to come and get me....I just know it.....

[lunatica]

9. Teh Evil! It hurts!

:scared:

[madmom]

10. You forgot he's taking the money from those poor bankers and giving it to

students so they can learn to be uppity too.