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OneAngryDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 11:34 AM
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Don't Be a Shmoe
Once there was a young rabbit named Shmoe. He was both lively and entertaining and spent his days frolicking in the meadows under the warm summer sun.

As the days began to cool and the nights grew chilly, Shmoe noticed that he saw less and less of his friends. Then he remembered that he, too, would soon need to find a warm and cozy home where he could spend the long winter months.

He poked and burrowed all day only to find that the other animals had already chosen the best places.

"What am I do to?" Shmoe whimpered. "I will surely freeze to death if I don't find shelter soon."

Unknown to Shmoe, a pair of yellow-green eyes had been watching him. Now, having observed his predicament, a voice hissed and slithered across the meadow on the wind.

"Come here, Shmoe, I have plenty of room for you," spoke the snake, "it is so cold, and you are nearly frozen. If you come in, we can keep each other company, and you will be safe from the storm."

Still feeling chilled and warmed by the idea of having found a place to stay for the winter, Shmoe nestled into the snake's coiled body. Shmoe felt the snake's body tighten around him and thought, What a lovely hug between friends!

As the snake's grip grew stronger, Shmoe struggled and squeaked, "Snake, stop! You are squeezing the life out of me!"

The snake's tongue slid across Shmoe's head as he said, "I know, how else could I have you for dinner?"

The moral of the story?

Don't be a shmoe.

American conservatives are putting far too much trust in the for-profit health care insurance industry which only continues to exist by constantly denying health care coverage to the sick and to the infirm. To actually provide health care coverage to the sick and infirm would take away their profit motive.

And, obviously, their dinner.

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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 11:37 AM
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1. "Ah hates that rabbit."
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OneAngryDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 08:10 PM
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6. LOL!!!
LOL!!!
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 11:39 AM
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2. Or believing insurance industry's promise to "be good" and change:
Mr. Snake approaches Mr. Turtle on a river bank and asks Mr. Turtle for a ride across the water since he can’t swim the river himself. Mr. Turtle politely refuses to oblige, reasoning that if he were to give Mr. Snake a ride across the river, he would surely be bitten. Mr. Snake protests saying that it would be foolish for him to bite the one carrying him, since it would result in him perishing also. Mr. Turtle considers the argument, then agrees to ferry Mr. Snake over the broad river. When they are half-way across the river Mr. Turtle feels a sharp pain and realizes he has been bitten by Mr. Snake. As the venom is beginning to take effect, Mr. Turtle sadly and resolutely asks Mr. Snake why he bit him, since the biting will also result in Mr. Snake’s demise. A wry smile came upon Mr. Snake’s face. “I bit you because I am a snake Mr. Turtle; that is my nature.”
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maglatinavi Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 11:50 AM
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3. Snake!!!
It will kill us all!!! :yoiks:
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OneAngryDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 01:36 PM
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4. Wel, I Don't Know About Killing Us All...
Well, I don't know about killing us all... but certainly 45,000 per year.
http://www.rtmagazine.com/news/2009-09-18_01.asp
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OneAngryDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 10:16 AM
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7. I remember...
I remember that fable from my own childhood.
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OneAngryDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 01:39 PM
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5. Feel Free...
Feel free to send a personalized version of this everyday children's fable off to your local newspapers as an letter to the editor, or an editorial.
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