salinen
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Sat Sep-19-09 10:25 AM
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I kinda look like a human though. Nobody even notices. Not sure what planet I'm from. But I always thought of myself as being a human until recently. All of a sudden, on every human T.V. and radio station, they have been calling us non-humans out. That's when I knew that I only resembled a homo sapien.
They call my kind "taxpayers". What distinguishes us from humans is that our only function is to fund governmental activities. Otherwise, we are a burden and worthy of scorn.
Please help.
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Sat Sep-19-09 10:28 AM
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1. Throw away your TV and stop paying taxes.... |
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.... and soon enough you'll be called something else.
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Sat Sep-19-09 10:35 AM
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3. I have no TV and have paid no taxes in some time.. |
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When you have no income it is not incumbent upon you to pay income taxes.
Since there are no sales taxes on food in my state and most of the things I buy other than food come through the internet I pay very little in sales taxes also.
And yes, I sometimes feel like I'm not human.
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Sat Sep-19-09 10:34 AM
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I've heard of you, but thought your species driven into extinction by over use of Tax Shelters that resulted in the destruction your habitat.
You should put in for endangered species recognition.
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Sat Sep-19-09 10:40 AM
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4. you can't negotiate with anthropomorphic broccoli, they only respect forks |
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Sat Sep-19-09 11:18 AM
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that's my second cousin. he can't hold a job because all he does is surf.
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