How much would "they" have to pay you to eat dinner w/ S. Palin?

[Botany]

Honest to God I have dryer lint that is smarter than Ms. Palin.



She quit as mayor of Wasilla .... hired a city manger.
She quit the oil and gas commission of Alaska .... lots of work.
She quit as Governor of Alaska because she loves Alaska so much.
She quit or flunked out of ???? #of Colleges.
She lied about seeing Russia from Alaska ( 2 Islands in the Bering ... she had never been to.)
She doesn't read.
She thinks that Jesus, dinosaurs, and Adam & Eve all palled around together.

Honest to Pete ... why does she even get any press?

:rant:


BTW to any lurking Freepers .... look it up if you have any doubts about what I have written.

[Hepburn]

1. There is literally NO amount of money which would or could suffice.

Dinner with her...??? :puke:

[malaise]

4. +1

:puke:

[Hepburn]

9. Well, my friend, it would be one way to diet...

...picturing dinner with her??? Instant :puke:

Palin-bulima! :wow:

[malaise]

15. hahahahaha

Indeed. Why wuold anyone want to have dinner with the Grifter, the queen of quitting.

[Kahuna]

14. Honestly, I'd do it with earplugs for about 10 minutes before I would

find an excuse to leave if they paid me a lot of money.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Several brazillion dollars

[TxRider]

3. I'd have dinner with her

No problem..

If she was buying...

[proud patriot]

5. I'd talk her ear off and enjoy the debate

:think: I think :shrug:

It's cheney I don't think I could be in the same room with ..
Not likely any amount of money would be worth being near that aura ..

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. Cash. Up front. Tax-free.............

Hell, I'd have dinner with Fuckface, Hitler, Satan, or Sarah Palin if I could name the price, the terms, and the menu.

Why not?

Have you seen me when I get going? Those fuckers wouldn't get a word in edgewise.

And I'd be online the whole time, sharing with DU, of course. That would have to be one of the terms, too.

There would be a formal photograph of us together, too, after it was over. While I am flossing......................

[Unrepentant Fenian]

11. I'd have dinner with her...IF... she'd go hunting with Cheney!

[dmr]

26. lol I believe you!

I've read enough of your posts to know you have the 'gift', and you don't back down, either!

(I truly mean this as a compliment.)

[Tangerine LaBamba]

28. Well, thank you.............

Aren't you sweet?

(And easily amused.)

[Obamanaut]

7. I think it would be fun. I don't want her to be Pres or V Pres, but

dinner could be enjoyable.

edited to add my price of about $83. I'm not costly, but I'm fun.

[liberal N proud]

8. You would have to approach the evening with a sense of humor

Then get her started on something she would roll on and then just sit back and laugh at every stupid thing she says.

Of course you would be in tears before the night was over.


How much? You would have to pay me a million to do it without throwing up.

[Arkana]

10. None.

I'd have to be physically restrained from strangling this woman. She's so fucking stupid every time she opened her mouth it would just push me closer to the brink, then I'd snap and beat her to death with a baguette.

[JeanGrey]

12. Why do you care? I've never SEEN more talk about Sarah

Palin than I have on this site. There have been at least ten threads about ebay, for instance. It is almost like people WANT to keep her front and center?

[Inspired]

13. Oh, I'd have dinner with her for free. It would be great entertainment. n/t

[krispos42]

16. $165,000

If they can spend 150 large on her wardrobe, I figure my time is worth at least 10% more.

[Fuzz]

17. Am I responsible to teach her what silverware to use?

[DefenseLawyer]

18. I'll go, unless she insists on Applebee's, then the deal's off. n/t

[VOX]

19. Couldn't. Her capacity to evoke an emetic response is too strong. I'd hurl more than Mr. Creosote...

So dinner with Caribou Barbie is OFF. :puke:

[Brickbat]

20. Oh, I'm cheap. $10K. And I play hockey. I'd challenge her to a littls shinny after supper. I'm

guessing she has as much experience playing hockey as she does composing complete sentences. So, $10K and some one-on-one on the back rink after.

[provis99]

21. I'd do it for free.

As long as she killed, skinned, cooked, and ate the moose herself.

[busybl]

22. I'd be ok with 9 million

[busybl]

23. oh wait, would I have to be facing her?

[Ken Burch]

24. I'm a vegetarian...so they'd have to let me watch her personally field dress the tofu

If they did that, and paid my rent and groceries for life plus college tuition for my grandkids, I'd be right there.

(on edit).

Oh, and 50% of the proceeds for the evening would have to go to my good friends in the Southeast Alaska Gay and Lesbian Alliance
SEAGLA(http://www.seagla.org/).

[Luminous Animal]

25. $1 - it would be a blast!

[Libertas1776]

27. Infinity Billion Dollars

sounds about right.

[jimlup]

29. Opps reading on wrong site!

I'd let her eat me for dinner as long as she didn't actually talk ... :sarcasm:

Sorry if I offend but I couldn't help myself.