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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 08:46 PM Original message |
OMG! You Know That Joke "Everyone Is Part Gay Because They Masturbate"? |
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varelse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
1. What's with his fixation on the inner sex life of 11 year old boys? |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
2. sigh |
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subcomhd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:39 AM Response to Reply #2 |
59. I don't even understand it. |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 03:18 AM Response to Reply #59 |
65. I'll try |
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subcomhd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:22 PM Response to Reply #65 |
76. wow - that was quite a hike through the crazy forest. |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. There is no palm big enough for that |
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keroro gunsou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 08:43 PM Response to Reply #3 |
92. bwahahahahahahhaha! |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
4. I read the article and he has some serious issues. Here you go... |
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The Magistrate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
5. He Spends, Sir, A Lot Of Time Thinking About Pre-Pubescent Boys.... |
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Solomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:15 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. Your insight is impeccable. |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 08:55 PM Response to Original message |
6. So if you have sex with your clone is that masterbation or incest? nt. |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 08:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Incesturbation? |
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DRoseDARs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:47 PM Response to Reply #7 |
40. Twincest, it exists and isn't as hot as it sounds. Twins are creepy enough w/o touching each other. |
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InternalDialogue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:01 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. That's a business plan. |
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MrModerate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:09 PM Response to Reply #6 |
24. I'd lean toward just clean fun. n/t |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:27 PM Response to Reply #24 |
31. Even more controversial, what if you went back in a time machine and had sex with yourself. nt |
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subcomhd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:40 AM Response to Reply #31 |
61. I don't think it works that way. nt |
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Chemisse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
8. Do any of these guys remember what it was like to be an 11 year old boy? |
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pnwmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I think I remember being an 11 year old boy better than he does |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:42 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. (snarfle) |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:14 PM Response to Reply #11 |
25. You're lucky! I had swallowed that sip of beer. |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 11:01 PM Response to Reply #11 |
44. I only remember what an 11 yr old boy felt like. |
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Chemisse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:23 AM Response to Reply #11 |
68. Hahaha! nt |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 09:33 AM Response to Reply #11 |
72. Very nice... |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
9. Looks like Schwartz is at it again |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
12. And some advice for straight couples. |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 09:00 AM Response to Reply #12 |
71. But if you masturbate during the day, you can stay hard longer for your wife at night. n/t |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:34 PM Response to Reply #71 |
82. It's good before dates too! |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:44 PM Response to Reply #82 |
85. Just don't get it in your hair. n/t |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:55 PM Response to Reply #85 |
89. Or hers. |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
14. tT he'r z n0th in g Wrr0gn wit h mmasturb atti0 n !11! |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:26 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Damn one-handed typers. |
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ezgoingrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
17. I'm sorry. |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
18. Is this the weekend DU jumped the fucking Shark ? |
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The Magistrate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:53 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. We Jump Sharks Twice Before Breakfast Here Daily, Sir, Fucking Or Otherwise |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:56 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Based on the tart replies tonight I believe that you have been drinking Cognac Sir. |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Drunk Magistrate! Drunk Magistrate! |
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The Magistrate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:16 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. Why, Jest My Usual Sody-Pop, Sir.... |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:50 PM Response to Reply #27 |
41. Cheers! |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:32 PM Response to Reply #20 |
35. Whether the libation is sody-pop or otherwise: |
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subcomhd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
79. greatest post ever. nt |
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alcibiades_mystery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:38 PM Response to Reply #20 |
84. ROFL |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:57 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. Uh... Jumping the shark for ripping on republican gay-bashing? Seriously? |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:21 PM Response to Reply #18 |
29. Mmmmm....fucking nuts..... |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:37 PM Response to Reply #29 |
37. I find this helps in a forum context.... |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:18 PM Response to Reply #37 |
75. Thank you... |
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leftstreet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 12:51 AM Response to Reply #18 |
52. +1 |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
19. Oh god, what stupidity. |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
26. Hm, I see...Herr Schwartz do, please... |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:40 PM Response to Reply #26 |
39. I love that couch. |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:59 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. We're on the flats in the valley... |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 12:46 AM Response to Reply #43 |
51. This is the view from the deck of what was once my house |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 03:21 AM Response to Reply #51 |
66. Gorgeous. |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:07 PM Response to Reply #66 |
77. Thanks! |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 04:34 AM Response to Reply #51 |
67. Oh yeah, that's a nice part of the world, my brother had land in Penn Valley... |
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unapatriciated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:53 PM Response to Reply #39 |
88. Where in the Sierras? Lived in Mammoth for ten years 1994-2004 |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
28. Nothing will stop an 11 yr old from masturbating. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just nuts. |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
30. I can't wait to tell the guys at work. |
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Treo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
32. "Tater Salad" has known this for years |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:31 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. hahahaahaa!!! He certainly delivered it far better than I ever could have! |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 11:19 PM Response to Reply #32 |
45. "I did not know that about myself" |
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Rude Dog (151 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 12:06 AM Response to Reply #32 |
50. I might not agree with Ron White on everything... |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:27 AM Response to Reply #32 |
56. Hahahaha... |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
34. How would he know!? |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:39 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. heheheh! |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:52 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. LOL! |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
36. AWESOME!! |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
46. for some reason, the request for a "collective (facepalm)" in a thread about masturbation amuses me |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 11:26 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Actually, it's a thread about gay-bashing, but yah. |
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stuball111 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-19-09 11:55 PM Response to Original message |
48. LMAO! these people must lay awake all night thinking up this shit! |
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TalkingDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
49. Wouldn't that actually make it AutoSexual Attraction? |
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Gabi Hayes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:05 AM Response to Original message |
53. pop quiz time! who said this: |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:07 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Wow. He sounds INCREDIBLY concerned. Literally. |
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The Magistrate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:08 AM Response to Reply #53 |
55. That Old Christer Pervert Dobson, Sir, Of Course.... |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:34 AM Response to Original message |
57. I don't understand why the kid's supposed to become disinterested in Playboy. |
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The Magistrate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:36 AM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Apparently, Ma'am, He is Supposed To Fear Arousal By Naked Women Will Make Him A Homosexual |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:50 AM Response to Reply #58 |
62. It'd take a special kind of stupid to believe that. |
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The Magistrate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:54 AM Response to Reply #62 |
64. There You Go, Ma'am.... |
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subcomhd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:27 PM Response to Reply #62 |
81. I had to have it explained also. Here's what i was told |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:40 AM Response to Reply #57 |
60. Error it is, trying to understand, young padawan. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 01:51 AM Response to Reply #60 |
63. lol |
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lame54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:28 AM Response to Original message |
69. Does that mean masturbation is incest? |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
70. Leaving the lights on must be homosexual too |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 11:14 AM Response to Reply #70 |
73. "And that's a slippery slope".... |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
74. I thought that only applied if one is limber enough to suck one's own cock? |
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Harry Monroe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:36 PM Response to Reply #74 |
83. Reminds me of that old joke... |
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subcomhd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:47 PM Response to Reply #83 |
87. two guys are watching a dog lick his balls |
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Harry Monroe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 11:31 PM Response to Reply #87 |
93. I heard it told another way |
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donco6 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
78. Man, some people can make gay whipping boys out of ANYTHING. |
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subcomhd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:45 PM Response to Reply #78 |
86. I wonder what happens if you google that? |
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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
80. I Am Very Relieved. This means I'm only gay twice a day... |
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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
90. I'm reminded of this quote: |
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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
91. dupe |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-20-09 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
94. You know, some of these nutbag far-right droids might do themselves a huge |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:52 PM Response to Reply #94 |
95. I'll contribute. |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 08:07 PM Response to Reply #95 |
96. : ) |
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