ck4829
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:00 AM
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Things you must believe if you want to be a conservative today |
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Edited on Sun Sep-20-09 11:01 AM by ck4829
You must believe...
That all those people calling you "idiot" are actually pulling the race card against you
That the reason we're not drilling here in the US is because the environmentalist lobby is actually bigger and more powerful than the oil companies
That Sarah Palin is a wise leader
That John McCain lost because he wasn't conservative enough
That Obama getting millions of more votes than McCain is the result of affirmative action
That Bush was bashed way more than Obama or Clinton were
That the government is trying to control Medicare like it's some sort of federal program
That Joe the Plumber is an expert in whatever subject he talks about
That we'll eventually find the evidence that Obama is not a natural born citizen, the "whitey" tape, and Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
That the media is liberal
That Obama is a fascist socialist and a Christian Muslim
Any more?
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47of74
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:03 AM
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Here's a few more:
FOX News is a fair and balanced network, CNN, MSNBC, and ABC are all run by a bunch of far left loons.
Glenn Beck is the voice of reason.
Bill O'Reilly is a great man.
Keith Olbermann is a far left whack job who is destroying his network.
Jesus shares your hatred of the poor and others who do not think or worship the way you do.
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geckosfeet
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:04 AM
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2. Come on. Get it right. Obama is a fascist socialist communist fetus eating Christo-Muslim. |
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Edited on Sun Sep-20-09 11:04 AM by geckosfeet
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bain_sidhe
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:16 AM
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4. The importance of proper punctuation cannot be stressed enough! |
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Edited on Sun Sep-20-09 11:17 AM by bain_sidhe
You write:
"Obama is a fascist socialist communist fetus eating Christo-Muslim."
But, did you mean that he's a "fascist socialist communist fetus, eating Christo-Muslim" (in which case, the question would be, "eating Christo-Muslim what?" and, how can a fetus eat anything anyway...?) or that he's a "fascist socialist communist fetus-eating Christo-Muslim"? Enquiring minds want to know! :silly:
**edited for coding error!**
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Sun Sep-20-09 01:51 PM
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9. Mmph. You're correct. The second option is of course the proper one. |
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:21 AM
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BolivarianHero
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:26 AM
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6. To be honest, I find Obama much too conservative... |
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Edited on Sun Sep-20-09 11:26 AM by BolivarianHero
The respect that I have for him stems from the fact that he is more rational than mystical, that he can open his mouth and say something intelligent, and from the fact that the radical right sounds hilarious stupid when they attack him.
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:11 AM
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Obama is not a US Citizen.
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:29 AM
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7. Earth is 6,000 years old and was "created" in a week as it is today. |
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Limbaugh, Gingrich, Lott, etc are all great Americans and good people.
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Sun Sep-20-09 12:18 PM
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8. you guys are doing better than Athens at least... |
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Socrates fought truths just as absurd and they killed him for it.
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