LETTERMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, you may not agree with our first guest’s politics, but there is no denying the fact that he is one of the most effective communicators broadcasting today. He has his own very popular television program, 20 million radio listeners, and this no. 1 best-selling book right here entitled, "See, I Told You So." Folks, do me a favor. Welcome to the program Rush Limbaugh. Rush.
(Rush Limbaugh walks onstage and shakes Dave’s hand)
LIMBAUGH: Thank you, thank you.
LETTERMAN: Have a seat. Welcome to the broadcast.
LIMBAUGH: Great to finally be here. This is a milestone for me.
LETTERMAN: Oh, please.
LIMBAUGH: I have wanted to be on this show ever since I came to New York.
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LETTERMAN: Minds on other things. But Hillary I found very pleasant, very personable, very smart.
LIMBAUGH: Did you? You know, there's something about Hillary. I've got to tell you. How many of you in this audience who are out there think that Hillary is a great example -- maybe you do -- for feminists?
(Audience applauds)
LIMBAUGH: All right. I'm gonna tell you. Hillary Clinton is the lousiest, the worst example for a woman who wants to follow the feminist route, because she didn't. Let's look at what Hillary did, Dave. Do you want to follow me on this?
LETTERMAN: Sure. What choice do I have?
(Audience laughs)
LIMBAUGH: No. Now, here's an example. A lot of people are clearly bugged by me, Dave, and it's because I have almost a monopoly on the truth, and I'm going to give you an example.
(Dave and the audience crack up. Hoots and applause)
LIMBAUGH: Let me tell you now. Now wait just a second. Follow me on this, folks. This is absolutely true. The feminist movement tells you what you ought to do is strike out on your own, be dependent on no one, and certainly don't be beholden to anyone for what you get. But what did Hillary do? She went to college, found Clinton. They went out and studied in the grass out there with some weeds hanging out their mouths, and they're studying and doing all this. She attached herself to a guy that she saw was going someplace, and when he got there, she took over.
LETTERMAN: No, no, no, no.
(Audience applauds)
LETTERMAN: Now, see, first of all --
LIMBAUGH: That is exactly what happened.
LETTERMAN: Yeah, but first of all, when Clinton --
LIMBAUGH: There's nothing feminist about what she did.
LETTERMAN: No, no, but when Clinton was that age, how could you tell he was going anywhere?
(Audience laughs)
LIMBAUGH: Now, this is a good question.
LETTERMAN: You know what I mean?
LIMBAUGH: But wait, there is an answer to this. There's an answer to this. She didn't know that he was going anywhere, but she probably didn't meet anybody else that gave out any signs that they were going anywhere else either --
LETTERMAN: No, no, no.
LIMBAUGH: And so I think she just kind of rolled the dice. Hey look, they got together and they've done this as a team. There is no question about that.
LETTERMAN: Well, I think that's okay. I don't have a problem with that, and I must say again, I had never met her, and I had made jokes about her all during the campaign, and now that they've been in office and so forth, and I was really very impressed. She is just a nice decent sensible woman.
(Audience applauds)
LETTERMAN: And I say that for two reasons, one, of course, because I mean it, and, two, because we're trying to suck up to them to get her on the show.
LIMBAUGH: That's it.
LETTERMAN: But it's true. I was very impressed.
LIMBAUGH: I know everybody -- I was out in Los Angeles for a book party the other weekend, and her best friend is Linda Bloodworth-Thomason who produced "Designing Women" and "Hearts Afire" now, and she said, "If you just meet Hillary you would love Hillary.” Everybody that meets her says that. And I am sure she is a charming woman. Look, I have no problem with Hillary Clinton's personality, who she is, but it's like this Vogue magazine lay-out that everybody is just tripping out over. Here are her photos, which I think one of them looks like a Pontiac hood ornament, to tell you the truth, if you look at it.
(Audience laughs)
LIMBAUGH: Look at it and you'll see.
LETTERMAN: You know, you can say that because you are the finest-looking human specimen on the planet.
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plenty more here:
http://www.geocities.com/davidletterman82/RushLimbaugh1993Transcript.htmlDave gave him a pretty hard time, and he's never been back, IIRC. let's see how Jay treats him