Family Values!

[onager]

[MNBrewer]

1. "Don't cry for me, California!"

[dflprincess]

23. Oh I wish I'd though of that!

:rofl:

[malaise]

2. If she had any values

she'd return their fake breasts. :evilgrin:

[rrneck]

3. I'd caption the top photo

but it would only get deleted.

[rug]

16. Are you referring to the bulbous object at the end of the shaft?

[rrneck]

17. Actually,

to the expression on her face combined with her unit of measure. And I don't think she's been fishing.

[Confusious]

4. I spent so much time looking it up, I might as well share

CHILDREN, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT THE FÜHRER?

I couldn't find wisst. Must not be used much in the language anymore.

kinder, was wisst ihr vom furhrer.

[Myrina]

5. Wisst is a short form of 'wissen', to know ...

... and you could have missed it if it has the 'double tset (the S that looks like a B) instead of 'ss'.

:shrug:

[foxfeet]

12. Wisst is the second-person plural of wissen.

Written with a double s, rather than with an ess-tset (resembles the letter B).

Edit: corrected spelling of "ess-tset."

[FSogol]

6. Caption: My selfishness is this big. n/t

[krabigirl]

7. Wow, she looks deranged.

[Deja Q]

8. Is she lying about the size of her breast implants, again?

[tjwash]

9. Damn...and I was so hoping she would have to find a an actual job or something.

Oh well; some people just lead a charmed life.

[nolabear]

10. Jeez, everything in that photo screams "phallic."

But then that's what "values" means in secret RW GOP secret code.

[Pool Hall Ace]

11. Who is she?

[Deja Q]

13. Carrie prejeans, the anti-gay trollop with enough bleache and silicone and other unnatural parts...

yet she's "pure" and gays are eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

Did Jesus get a boob job and have His hair bleached too? That would be "no", because one cannot lie about one's self-image. Not to mention, injecting plastic into one's body is pretty much unnatural too...

[Pool Hall Ace]

15. Oh, THAT nit. I thought her 15 minutes were up already.

I thought that looked a little like her, but in the past, she appeared to have brown eyes, and in the photo posted here, her eyes appear lighter colored. But she wouldn't wear colored contacts, because that would be unnatural!

[Blue_In_AK]

19. I would guess that her teeth are capped, as well,

not that there's anything wrong with that...

[Liberal_in_LA]

22. probably

[madamesilverspurs]

14. Brought tears to my eyes

when she lamented that she was just "soooo disGUSted at how inTOLerant some people are!"

She just wrote a new script for SNL.

[seabeyond]

18. why do the women on the rights eyeballs always pop out. thinking malkin

whenever she talks, too.

[cynatnite]

20. "And Rush's ass grew this big right before my eyes" n/t

[Fumesucker]

21. Prayze Jeezus..

[RB TexLa]

24. Yet we have a thread of people saying employers should pay people for their choice

to have children.