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Sun Sep-20-09 04:52 PM
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| Poster/bumper sticker idea: If you don't believe in evolution... |
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...can I have your flu shot?
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| BuyingThyme
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Sun Sep-20-09 04:55 PM
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| 1. ...then you're probably very fond of bananas. |
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Edited on Sun Sep-20-09 04:55 PM by BuyingThyme
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| Fridays Child
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Sun Sep-20-09 04:58 PM
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Hey, hold on a doggone second! What're you saying? I love bananas! ;)
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| burning rain
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Sun Sep-20-09 05:23 PM
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| 8. There's a nice double meaning in the banana ref... |
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as the bananas we eat were themselves selectively bred--that is, their evolution was forced and sped up--from scrawny knobby things that you probably wouldn't care to eat.
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| Fridays Child
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Sun Sep-20-09 05:24 PM
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Sun Sep-20-09 05:45 PM
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| 10. You forgot to mention the fundy Kirk Cameron thing. |
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The video where they stupidly act as though bananas were naturally that way created by gawd for the hands of man.
Basically proving that they really are ignorant assholes.
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| burning rain
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Sun Sep-20-09 06:10 PM
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| 12. Aw hell, I recall that sort of thing. |
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Never saw that video, but I've had pamphlets pressed upon me that claimed that the gently curved shape of bananas shows that God designed them precisely so that human hands could hold them comfortably. Painfully stupid even for creationists.
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Sun Sep-20-09 05:03 PM
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how medieval of you.
look around and think for a change.
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Edited on Sun Sep-20-09 05:05 PM by rusty charly
"Obama Doesn't Need A 9/11 to Save His Presidency"
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Sun Sep-20-09 05:19 PM
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| 7. How about a quote from the late great Bill Hicks: |
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"Ever notice how the people who don't believe in evolution look really unevolved? We want our thumbs!!!"
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Sun Sep-20-09 06:21 PM
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| 13. If you don't believe in evolution, the only antibiotic you'll ever need is Pen G. |
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Sun Sep-20-09 06:27 PM
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| 14. If you don't believe in Evolution... |
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...at least it won't punish you for it.
Oswego "Hell is other Protozoa" Atheist
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Tue Sep-22-09 05:56 PM
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| 15. Actually from what I can gather... |
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some of the people who are most anti-evolution also do believe that flu jabs are an evil government plot!
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