Beck couldn't find his ass with both hands.

[madeline_con]

He twits:

just got back from Unv. of Michigan. 29 anti Beck protesters ... 41 pro. All engaging in FREE SPEECH! Liberty still lives

http://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/4022251949


He went to MSU, Michigan State University.

Controversial Beck speaks out at MSU

http://www.detnews.com/article/20090916/POLITICS02/909160343/1024/POLITICS03/Controversial-Beck-speaks-out-at-MSU

[rrneck]

1. Beck couldn't find his ass with both hands...

And a set of deer antlers.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. If he can just find his ears, he's getting close.

[Canuckistanian]

3. I thought he had his ass surgically removed

Just so it couldn't be kicked any more.

I see that 29 people at MSU tried to do just that.

[deutsey]

4. Beck is an ass with two hands. n/t

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. He cited 1.7 mil @ 9/12 rally from "Univ. of Indiana" also. High school grad Beck doesn't

know shit all about American universities.

[YOY]

6. Beck has no degree of any kind from higher education, let alone a journalism degree.

He shouldn't speak at any university on any professional matter.

The fact that may of his followers consider him to be one is beyond troubling.

[krispos42]

7. No no no, that's 10,000 pro-Beck protestors

And 0.437 anti-Beck protesters.


(You gotta use a freeper calculator)

[HopeHoops]

8. He most certainly can.

All he has to do is run his hands up his neck looking for his head - it will lead DIRECTLY to his ass.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

9. But, he can find Bush's ass with both lips.

[lame54]

10. Then how does he manage to fling so much shit