Once again: MrScorpio's Personal Message To Our Troll Friends:

[MrScorpio]

(I last posted this on Tue Sep 09th 2008, 10:38 PM. Because of the recent troll eruptions, it's time to whip this puppy out again.)

Since you've decided to waste YOUR precious time by attempting to cause havoc in a forum where you're clearly not welcome, please allow me to explain to you why this is not a good idea.

I have to use a lot of big words that aren't spelled phonetically, but I speak English... A language to which I'm sure that you're not quite accustomed.

First, and I'm sorry that I have to be the one to break this to you, but you are an idiot. It's a fact, please deal with it..

Unfortunately, a sure sign of idiocy is a chronic lack of self awareness. As, in you are unaware that your idiocy has ill-equipped you for making a convincing argument why you are right and we are wrong, or even why we should allow you to remain beyond the short interval that you'll be around to sow discord.

But informing you of your woeful condition is something that has to be done.

Again, I'm sorry that you had to find out like this. But the truth hurts, please try to work through the pain.

OK, Next... I understand that after a busy day of masturbating to the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity (and most recently, Glenn "The Idiot" Beck) you have to sign up here in order to achieve orgasm. I need to warn you that, in doing this, you're putting yourself precariously in the position of needing a new keyboard. Ejaculate and electronics don't mix.

I suggest that start pricing replacement keyboards, or at least one of those nifty plastic sheets for the times that you have these urges. And as a precaution, I suggest that you leave the comfort of your mom's basement and go out to find a girl. Girls are all over the place, and I hope that you're able to find one with enough intestinal fortitude to allow you to touch her without money exchanging hands.

Of course, I hope that you play safe.

And lastly, because I know that you don't have too much time to spend on this site when you do decide out yourself like a marmot popping out of a hole, I need to point out that there is a cure for all of your conditions of which you have so graciously decided to share with the rest of us. It's called being a decent human being.

It doesn't require an extensive education, which you've obviously rejected.

It doesn't require a religious conversion, because decency is a universal quality.

And it doesn't cost any money, of which I'm sure that you value above everything else.

All it does require is that you treat people with kindness, consideration and respect.

That's it, simple as that.

I know that you lack that capacity right now, but hopefully, as you mature and open your mind, you will change.

And if you do decide to become a decent human being, you can take it from me, MrScorpio, that you are welcome back.

But in the meantime, enjoy your tombstone.

You've earned it.

[hobbit709]

1. K&R

But they're not totally useless-they provide us with much entertainment.

[madrchsod]

2. yes they do..."whac- a- troll"

[BooBluePotion]

3. Could anyone from DU GO Over to

Rimjobs place and trash it for fun? Or could it be that even when democrats are playing around we still make sense :)

[sarge43]

4. And a couple of blasts from the past

"I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."

"The Honourable Member has demonstrated that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense."

[lpbk2713]

5. That's asking a lot.

That website has to be as uncomplicated as possible so that RWers can navigate in it without getting confused.

The end result is it looks like it was designed in a hurry as an HTML class project by third graders.

Any DUer who can stand going there for more than ten seconds has my admiration.

[obreaslan]

6. Love it. Unfortunately, this is all lost on...

...these kind of folks...



:crazy:

[FSogol]

7. Good Lord, that has to be the worst spelled sign ever.

Incredible!